Are you ready /Lit/? Choose your husbando! But choose well, your

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>>8731503
When you simply cannot decide.

It's a close call between Keats and Shelley.....


Shelley has dat deep V, but Keats has those dreamy eyes.

Spoilers - it's P Shelley

>>8731505
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>>8731559
thanks for leaving Byron for me, lads

I am William Blake

>>8731503
I call Coleridge

Bunch of ugly inbreds desu

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I can't understand Burns. His writing in dialect makes it difficult for me.

Any tips or suggestions on how to approach his work?

>>8731503
lit's obsession with the high romantics is perfect; it's juvenilia that anyone will outgrow a year after reading poetry, which explains perfectly why /lit/ still obsesses over them.

I need De Quincey's cock in my ass

I wanna get spanked by William Blake. You can let all your inner anger out on me, Sir.

>>8731503
Goethe, Holderlin, and Schiller.

>>8731762
delete this

>Blake
Probably to blame for modern edgelord atheistic Satanism, the most talented of the bunch. Crazy bugger that sat around naked with his wife in their 'Garden of Eden.'
>Byron
Flaming boymolesting fruit who only cared about the aesthetic; least talented of the bunch by far.
>Coleridge
Basically one of those girls that think they suffer from anxiety or some other meme illness and won't shut the fuck up about it on social media. Had a massive fit of 'depression' after Trump won; wants to move to Canada but has decided to stay to 'watch the world burn.'
>de Quincey
DUDE OPIUM LMAO
An earlier manifestation of a /pol/tard that jacks off to loli 6 times a day but thinks fascism would be dandy
>Keats
O' Desire!
>Burns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM
>Shelley
Somehow edgier than Blake; edged himself out of Oxford. Way too obsessed with incest and the Orient and other mysticism despite thinking Christianity is just popular Western mythology (basically a fucking weeb neopagan with a greasy avant-garden symphonic-gothic blackened-folk forest rockmetal t-shirt that's all pissy because he got kicked out of school for joking about bringing a bomb.)
>Wordsworth
Basically one of those girls that thinks they're a country girl despite living their entire life in an upper-middle class family in the most white-collar part of Houston.

>>8731771
I want Kleist's big strong military arms swaddling my hips

>>8731667
We don't deserve him.

>8731773
>Probably to blame for modern edgelord atheistic Satanism
Irony. Exhibit 3445

>basically a fucking weeb neopagan with a greasy avant-garden symphonic-gothic blackened-folk forest rockmetal t-shirt that's all pissy because he got kicked out of school for joking about bringing a bomb.
........

>>8731773
>Blake
>most talented of the bunch
Sorry but no.

>>8731503
Byron is such a fitful fop. You can almost sense his restlessness in that picture, ready to get dead and to devote his death to an ideal.

>>8731779
Learn to quote properly you fucking redditor
>Irony. Exhibit 3445
Yes it is considering he was a nice guy and beyond his goofy mythology was an exemplary example of the modern Christian.
>........
Provide for me a better example of the kind of person that is a) obsessed with the East; b) obsessed with incest; c) undeniably and bombastically edgy, and; d) accepts some other mysticism despite being vehemently anti-Christian.

None exist, bub. I hit the mark.
>>8731782
Yes he is. His work is much more whole and original.

>>8731726
it's ironic cause his name implies his words possess worth, when in fact, they ae dismal and wanting passion

Bloom is a fool for taking him as a husbando, a fool.

John Clare

>>8731805
Nah, ur just a pleb brah

>>8731795
>Provide for me a better example of the kind of person that is a) obsessed with the East; b) obsessed with incest; c) undeniably and bombastically edgy, and; d) accepts some other mysticism despite being vehemently anti-Christian.

Have you seriously never met such a case? They're way to effeminate for explosive "symphonic-gothic blackened-folk forest rockmetal"

And by your excessive adjectulation I see you like to Dichten much, but as any poet as you try to be you end up ditching The Points

>>8731828
No one cares, nerd.

>>8731503
Lord Byron. He had a bear as a pet, and that means he probably would be fun to live with.

@8731840 +1 The sophist clothed with the sun

>>8731857
Stop intentionally misquoting you redditor.

>>8731773
explain how Blake is responsible for edgelord atheism

>>8731869
His mythology, when misinterpreted, can be made into a atheistic egoism under the Satanist aesthetic.

>>8731820
Nah pretty sure I consumed Wordsworth and soundly digested him with out issue. He went down easy; a pitiful struggle.

It's a shame he snared you.

Byron, but Shelley and Coleridge look like the only two who would give oral.

>>8731869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAXN1Liim4Q

>>8731877
Nabokov pls go and stay go

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>anglos

l e r m o n t o v

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>Romanticists
No.

>>8731893
I hate when trash tv does this in a cheap bid for credibility. Mr. Robot did it this most recent season with The Red Wheelbarrow, only for the character to say after that they had no idea what the poem meant but it was important to them because their father would recite it. Holy shit

What is a Lord Bryon book I should read?

>>8731933

Yes Boswell best tsundere husbando. Would begrudgingly stop writing at 2 in the morning and cursing to take a sip of your home made english Darjeeling tea and would smile up at you and wonder how he found such a dedicated wife. Then you'd rub his big pompous belly and kiss it and he'd mutter God save the queen.

Also Pushkin 2nd Tocqueville 3rd

>>8732136
Don Juan is the most famous.

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>all those inferior husbandos

Fuck Shelley
Kill Byron
Marry Blake

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Kill yourself, anglo scum

Keats ofc

Wordsworth

>>8732136
The poem Darkness is also pretty cool, if a tad edgy.

>>8731877
You obviously haven't even read The Prelude.

>>8731734
Learn to read ancient greek

>>8731503
Shelley. Looking at his portrait on the wall above my bed as I type this 2bh

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>>8731505
Neither were Romantics you retards.

What are some gr8 romantic novels you guys recommend?

>>8733592
Lol Romantic novels are shit (at least in English).

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>>8733580
I know? I didn't say he was?

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>>8733618
He's right, most aren't great. Here are some though in case you're interested.
Confessions of an Opium Eater - Thomas De Quincey
Caleb Williams - William Godwin
Zofloya - Charlotte Dacre

While not specifically romanticists, both Austen and Walter Scott were writing at the time though, so it is an interesting comparison if you care that much.

I like Blakes' aphorisms.

"A truth that's told with bad intent, beats all the lies that you can invent."

>>8731734
read it out loud in a scottish accent

>>8731734
Burns barely writes in dialect half the time FFS. All you need is a glossary of some words.

Novalis.

>>8733592
Frankenstein, natch.
Although it's late, Wuthering Heights is goat.