ITT: Mommy issues

>>8726287
My diary desu

>>8726293
beat me to it

also GRRM

>>8726287
Houellebecq is pretty self aware about this, his mother was a nasty cock gobbling Hippy who didn't believe in the notion of responsibility then abandoned him.

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>>8726291
This gets a free pass way too often because it's so ubiquitous. I'm calling you out. You're not funny.

>>8726307
Hemingway didn't have mommy issues

>>8726313
I was under the impression his mother dressed him as a girl or some shit when he was a child. His mommy issues take the form of hyper-masculinity in later life as repression. My source is a youtube video that I can't be bothered finding, so take it with a grain of salt.

>>8726313
He had to wear a dress sometimes when he was little and she forced him to play violin. What a horrible fate.

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>>8726287
You can see where he got his good looks.

>>8726287
smoking really fucks you up, he used to be quite handsome (no homo)

>>8726349
Uncle Fester is Houellebecq's mom?

>>8726370
Miraculix looking ass bitch

>>8726418
He's called Getafix in the English version to clear that joke up