How does one become a /lit/ NEET?

>>8721432
can someone do this for me plz


plz

>>8721432
Step 1 - Don't be employed
Step 2 - Don't be pursuing education
Step 3 - Don't be training to be employed
Step 4 - Shitpost on /lit/ but i see u got that covered

>>8721432
download literature instead of anime, and then read the literature. yes, any is fine

What I mean is how do I secure funds for living a neet lifestyle?

>>8721488
the neet lifestyle is all about having little, if any, funds. leech what you can from government, charity, family, friends etc. and accept your lot. you can always read in the library if you end up homeless. and you will still be living the /lit/ neet life, that's the beauty of it.

>>8721488
do you know how to suck cock? it's not that difficult. for most NEETs the hard part is being so ugly they can't find clients.

>>8721488
enabling parents or relatives in the US

fucking Europeans live like kings off the state though

>>8721504
I really doubt they'll let you enter the library while homeless. How many bums do you see at the library?

>>8721867
An effective bum keeps a low profile. As long as you don't stink to high hell they'll hardly glance at you.

>>8721867
What? My library is full of bums. They wash in the bathrooms, sleep at the desks, and watch porn at the computers. Then again my city has a high homeless populations.

>>8721867
a shitload. not at my uni's libraries but there are plenty at the public library

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>>8721873
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>>8721879
Kek, where do you guys live? In my country the civil guard will just kick them out, when entering you got sign your name, neighbourhood, school/university and your goal there that most write "study". What for some reason annoys the shit out of me coz I'm not in any school/university and just go there to read some random stuff or poetry, I could simply lie but I don't like, so I simply draw a pi in the blanket spaces while the guard stares me weird, I think someday they just won't let me in.

>>8722089
Germany here. Even at university libraries anyone can enter without giving a name. At public libraries they installed blue lights in the bathrooms though.

>>8722089
So you can just lie. It's not as though they have the resources to investigate.

>>8721878
do you go to one of the schools in Newark? Cuz Rutger's Dana library used to be full of pissy bums watching pornos, but last time I visited as an alum the only pervy shit was a student with his hand down his gfs pants over in the section with the leftists journals that no one reads

>>8722089
>when entering you got sign your name, neighbourhood, school/university and your goal there that most write "study".

this is how going into a private school is in the USA, but public universities that get federal or state tax money to build their libraries have to make them accessible to the public, which means it's a magnet for bums, the insane, and ppl who just like to watch soccer on the internet all fucking day...but try to get in to the libraries at NYU or Columbia it's like trying to get into Fort Knox.