God is a metaphor. Jesus is a simile.

>>8700578
really made me think

>>8700578
The holy ghost is a meme.

more like a glib facsimile

God drives like THIS

Jesus drives LIKE this

>>8700590
what are jews then?

>>8700642
The yeast that makes this glorious world rise, anon :^)

>>8700656
November 6 Anno Domini,

Dear Anon,

Not a good joke, anon. Are you aware of the ovens in which yeast was placed by the Nazis? Poor taste. Yeast are still recovering. What if I made a burger joke? You would go mad and break your computer. Think before you say something, because you might just say something insensitive.

Thank you,

Anon

End.

>>8700671
>not understanding why likening Jews to yeast is subversive

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Intellect is repression.

Love is ignotism.

>>8700680
November 7 Anno Domini,

Dear Anon,

I understand (period)

Yours truly,

Anon

End.

P.S. Go back to /pol/

>>8700700
November 8 Anno Domini,

Dear Diary desu,

I am a massive faggot,

My shitposts are the height of humorlessness (period)

P.S. I should go back to /r/eddit

>>8700713
November 9 Annnnnnnnnmo Domini

Dear Anonymous,

Fuck you, nigger (period) (dot) (point) Just kidding. I love you, anon, my friend. But you say that I'm funnyless; however, here's the thing: funnyless isn't a word, faggot; so, what you gonna do 'bout dat boi? You ain't doing shit. But I'm just kidding. I'm not trying to be funny. You see? Being unfunny is really the ultimate shitpost, he says laughing maniacally. Hahahahahahaha (maniacal laugh)

Regards,

Anon

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