Apologize.

I'm sorry.

>>8692076
I'm sorry, you didn't get it moron.

I'm sorry that your such a bellend. This book is great.

>>8692114
enjoy this opinion for the next five years anon, after that the hype will be over and we will all be able to admit that Wallace did nothing whatsoever for literature.

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*~*~*~*~*~*And but so then like wouldn't you believe it it was like this like enormous incredible unbelievable once-in-a-freaking-lifetime coincidence that blew everybody's proverbial hair straight back, as in like wind going through their hair, was the impression it gave to the astonished bystanders as they too witnessed the insane escalation of this explosive unreal wouldn't-believe-it-even-if-i-told-you event that straight up (and I know how this sounds) simply lit up the moon-shaped faces of the audience in attendance as the lights swung pendulously around and the like whole weird thing of the thing was that there was

(paino music)

something sad about all this, actually. Something deeply and paradoxically sad that made itself felt in your tummy, feeling the way sad things feel. It occurred to this humble audience member that he was perhaps the only attendee who recognized the sheer sadness of it all. And it made me sad and confused and tired in a uniquely American sort of way. Maybe none of this makes any sense. I'm sorry.

DFW bashing is an old meme OP

>>8692398
but muh indiscernible talent