Hey /lit/, what would be the best stack of books to bring to

>>8688126
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All ten Confessions of Georgia Nicolson books by Louise Rennison:
Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging
On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God
Knocked Out by my Nunga-Nungas
Dancing in my Nuddy-Pants
Away Laughing on a Fast Camel
...Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers
Startled by His Furry Shorts
Love is a Many Trousered Thing
Stop in the Name of Pants!
Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?

Start by saying you have no children, but find the series profound. Then make sure you cheerfully explain the British slang involved in the meaning of each title, in a serious, professorial voice. When you define "snogging," "nunga-nungas," "nuddy-pants," "furry shorts" and "basoomas," make sure you stare meaningfully at her. Good luck.

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>>8688120
If you've actually read this book you would need serious mental help

my diary desu

>>8688126
> no God Delusion

>>8688142
Try his booky-wook 2. It's much worse. Most pedantic self-indulgent garbage i've ever read.

>>8688941
No.

>>8688941
But why?
How could you have thought it was anything else?

>>8688142

I listened to the audio book of this (read by him) it was ok.

>>8688142
It's possible to read something without endorsing/subscribing to it

>>8688120
I don't think the book has been translated but I still have my dutch copy, it's great:

http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/1625584.Richard_Klinkhamer