How do I into writing?

you combine letters to form words

>>8685276

Read the masters. Think of a story. Structure the story. Write the story. Edit the story.

>>8685276
i hope thats intentional

>>8686309
wow

>>8686309
welcome

>>8686309
I hope that's international.

OP: first, you LEARN to INCLUDE VERBS in your sentences.

>>8687284
What is 'do'?

>>8686360
I hope that's intentional.

This was all a mistake

Spring
In the
the Paris

Holy shit how many fig newtons are here

>>8687455

Anime was a mistake.

>>8685351
who are the masters?

You need a 3 digit IQ, sorry op

>>8690644
pinecone

>>8690677
I have an IQ of 3, will that work?

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>>8685276
Just start writing. Don't over think it. Doesn't matter what, just start with whatever comes to mind and like the fact that your noses itches and then talk about that and then just keep swinging tangentially from topic to topic, eventually things will just start blooming.

Also, there will be multiple times you think what your writing is stupid, grammatically incorrect, or just a little ham fisted. Give that voice a name and IGNORE THAT FUCKER. Mine is Andy and he's a piece of shit. Edit when your done, your only job is writing and it doesn't have to be good, it just has to involve you writing. Simple.

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>>8690802
My name's Dylan and I think you're a fucking charlatan

>>8690863
At least hes fucking

>>8690867
He's not fucking, Andy's fucking him. There's a difference.

Go get me a soda.

>>8688005
i blame faddish annual motivational lies

>>8690877
Unironic NaNoWriMo posters should be IP banned

Force yourself to do it, because if you can make money from it, it's better than any other job you're qualified for. Albeit, probably harder. Also, there's that "if". Most people can write for shit.