Post your favorite quote.

"Waking up to a loud crash rarely means something good is happening. It’s never “CRASH! Mom made pancakes!” or “CRASH! We decided to adopt a Golden Retriever!”

Is /lit/ officially a meme board now?

There was only one enemy remaining; two if you counted God.

"Tenho apertado ao peito hipotético mais humanidades do que Cristo."

or, as I badly translate: "I’ve clung to my hypothetical chest more humanities than Christ"

>>8684416
"When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger."

“Above all, don't lie to yourself. The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to a point that he cannot distinguish the truth within him, or around him, and so loses all respect for himself and for others. And having no respect he ceases to love.”

>>8684416
the Farm

>>8684425
Sounds like something from John Green

"What game was this, where every player on the board claimed the same pawn? "

KEKKEK! KEKKEK! KEKKEK!

>>8684432
I wholly want more.

"Today mother died. Or maybe, yesterday; I can't be sure."

A FELLOW OF INFINITE JEST

>>8684425
Holy... I want more

>My name is Ishmael

>>8684416
Infinite Farm

>>8684416

Cock Gargling Faggot: The OP Story

>>8684416
Mammalian Grange

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"What Chance has a lonely surfer boy
For the love of a surfer chick
With all these Humbert Humbert cats
Coming on so big and sick."

>>8685119
It would be "I've held more humanities against my hypothetical breast than Christ."

Im much more of a Ricardo Reis person.