/lit/ confessions >I don't read fiction

I don't think any author ever has heightened the book medium to its full potential

>>8678547
That's where I come into play

>>8678555
You need quads for that

I only post on shitty threads on this Cambodian tapestry weaving forum

>>8678529
sometimes I like girly books like vampire academy. I think I even had a crush on adrian ivashkov, despite being straight and male

I have read too much Stephen King

I can only read in 7 languages, and none of them is Sanskrit

I almost never read books in my native language; which is too bad because I regard it as one of the prettier written languages of the world.

I also read 50 shades just to find out what woman porn was like. Although I spent 3/4 of the book being entertained by the shit writting, and the sheer amount of hobbies/projects the love interest had.

>>8678600
should have gotten the audio book
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkLqAlIETkA

>>8678600
What's your native language?

>>8678727
Danish; which allows me to also read Swedish and Norwegian (fairly well).

>>8678529

I read extracts of white nationalist literature and thought that was shit, read extracts of left wing literature and thought that was shit.

Stirner keeps me going on

>>8678770
>danish
>pretty

>>8678581
loser

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>>8678529
>I don't read
>mfw

>>8678547

my diary desu

>>8678770
>I can understand Scandinavian and Latin dialects I am a world-renowned languager

>>8678825
This is a disturbingly large proportion of this board.
also:
>I discuss books I have never read

>>8678600

They read it for the sex. Those hobbies and projects are to them what "She reads and can dance, also cooks and can play the piano" is to littards.

>>8678560
Revolutionary quads are icumen in

>>8678600
I'm exactly the same with Russian.

I'm currently reading Master and Margarita in English simply because it was easier to find a copy. I have read his other work in Russian though.

>>8678529

Aside from a few memoirs and criticism, I don't read non-fiction.

There's just so much about the world I'm not interested in.

I am handsome enough for girls at my uni to come up and ask what I'm reading, but they almost always think I am autistic after I try to explain it to them. This has happened maybe 4 or 5 times this semester, my life is a /lit/ meme.

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>>8678581
Fix your grammar.

>>8678529
posting a frog pic should be an instantly permabannable offense on /lit/

on all boards, really, but especially /lit/