just got back feedback from a publisher

>>8658796
Ya gotta post an excerpt if you want us to fuck your shit up, man

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>>8658796
>says it's shit. i know its good.

DROPPED

Post it, we'll tell you if it's good without ulterior, pecuniary, motives.

>>8658796
hey, at least you got it in the hands of a publisher. i never got an agent. now i'm sitting here stoned on a tuesday night listening to knausgaard on tape.

>>8658865
>>8658916
Okay, here's the first sentence:

>"Shanequia realized, with a sort of laugh, that every joke she had recently heard had been told by herself, to herself, and at her own expense."

Publish it on Amazon
Find a place filled with your niche readers
Shill it as hard as you can
Hope it sells
Go back to the publisher, show hiim the numbers
Get published
Profit

>>8658926
>Shanequia
Gezundheit.
Fuck off.

>>8658926

I think I vomited a little in my mouth.

>>8658926
Holy... I want more

>>8658926
It's not bad desu senpai. Don't give up. There's a fuckton of publishers out there.

>>8658928
>the state of the publishing industry
>you have to publish yourself before they will publish you

>>8658926
holy... i want more

>>8658926
Moly... I want hore

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>>8658796
It may be more of a legal issue for the publisher because the copyright to My Little Pony characters belongs to Hasbro.

>>8658926
>Shanequia
kek
It's not too bad, bit cliché but I've read worse openers.

>>8659210
>Now hiring Dishwashers
>Need Master's degree and 5 year's dishwashing experience
>Need 2000 people subscribed to your snapchat, at least four members of the Presidential cabinet added on Linkedin, and a YouTube channel subscriber count similar to Pewdiepie's in order to be published
Thanks Boomers.