Are there any more like this?

Never seen another one. But hey, might as well make some, for fun.

Schopenhauer
>Study philosophy and metaphysics extensively, elaborating a great critique on Kant's Tanscedental Idealism and a following metaphysical theory that posited that without life, the universe does not exist, alongside many other great ideas.
>"Schopenhauer? Oh, he's depressive and mysoginistic hur dur get on with the time"

>>8654888
nice

>>8654888
>be young naive artist
>work tirelessly in a corrupted and degenerate society to try to bring beauty in to the world
>see your country and people slowly die
>began to give passionate speeches to crowds, convincing them of their greatness and by extension making them great
>give your people a reason to live, clean up the streets and the airwaves
>attain power and make Germany great again
>be attacked by the Jew and his cronies, the Anglos and Amerifats for your rejection of a slow death
>70 years later people use you as a personification of Evil while a fat lady gives away your country to niggers

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>>8654905
forgot the pic

Cattle die, kinsmen die.
You yourself die;
I know one thing which never dies;
the judgment of a dead man's life.

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>be brilliant young engineering student who falls in love with logic
>study it voraciously until up to date with the latest advancements
>discover that the so-called "laws of logic" have no coherent basis
>argue passionately with your teachers but no one seems to understand or agree with you
>go to war and write your thoughts on logic while being shot at in the trenches
>realize that logically analyzable statements can never capture the mystery of our deepest beliefs about art, religion, and ethics
>construct an interpretation of logic derived solely from the existence of simple atomic facts and their ability to be combined into a proposition
>explain perfectly that everyday language can be reduced to logical forms
>stress again and again that the most important human concepts such as love, art, and ethics can never be defined in such a way that they could be satisfied by a logical form
>solve all the pseudo-problems that philosophical grammar creates, leaving only the most divine questions that human language is unable to touch
>publish book
>group of autistic scientists love it
>"This book shows that everything can be explained by science as long as you skip all the mystical nonsense in it"
>group invites you to speak
>read them Indian poetry and refuse to answer questions
>mfw

>>8654864
>>8654888
>>8654905
>>8655141
Who are you quoting?

>>8655159
Some fucking guy who cares

its a greentext story you fucking dumbshit

>>8656465
to
>>8655159

>>8655141
>I know that human beings on the average are not worth much anywhere, but here they are much more good-for-nothing and irresponsible than elsewhere
literal witten quote from a letter
He was one of us.

>>8655159
Go back to fucking reddit.

>>8654985
*tips horned helmet*

>>8655141
Feel pretty bad for him. Depression ran in the family. Religion was probably the only reason he kept himself alive.