ITT: /lit/ writes a Socratic dialogue Socrates: How now, Callimachus!

>>8654783
is it callimachus on your pic?
no recognizable chest and a dress like those which men wore in the ancient greece

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>Now Socrates, tell me, what is the essence of faggotry
>Are you asking what faggotry is in of itself, or what the cause of faggotry is?
>the former, Socrates, do not quibble with me
>I may know nothing, but I know that OP is surely a faggot

Callimachus: Oi gooday mate, fuck me ya bloody cunt you.

>>8654824
A faggot is a bipedal OP with broad, thin nails.

[Enter ANAXIMENES.]
ANA. When Faggotry is dilated so as to be rarer, it becomes faggy. Buttplug is formed from Faggotry by felting;and this, still further condensed, becomes a dragon dildo. A dragon dildo, condensed still more, turns to AIDS; and when condensed as much as it can be, to OP.

>>8654829
Callimachus speaks like BradDoesBanter.

This is nice meme.