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Opening of some anon's novel he insists is going to be published, "War Within"

RP1 was an entertaining novel t b h.

>>8654402

>I wish someone had just told me the truth right up front, as soon as I was old enough to understand it. I wish someone had just said: “Here’s the deal, Wade. You’re something called a ‘human being.’ That’s a really smart kind of animal. Like every other animal on this planet, we’re descended from a single-celled organism that lived millions of years ago. This happened by a process called evolution, and you’ll learn more about it But trust me, that’s really how we all got here. There’s proof of it everywhere, buried in the rocks. That story you heard? About how we were all created by a super-powerful dude named God who lives up in the sky? Total bullshit. The whole God thing is actually an ancient fairy tale that people have been telling one another for thousands of years. We made it all up. Like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. “Oh, and by the way … there’s no Santa Claus or Easter Bunny. Also bullshit. Sorry, kid Deal with it.”
>― Ernest Cline, Ready Player One

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>>8654402
from the green bean

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>>8654526
part 2

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>>8654402
>>8654523
Is it supposed to be written this way?

>>8654526
Wow, I heard people talk about this scene, but damn, this was way worse than I thought it would be.

>>8654478
I lost

>>8654622


Yes, and it's the favorite novel of thousands and thousands of people.

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What did I mean by this?

(skip to the last 2 minutes for the /lit/ section)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqYZS8Z5cZQ

>>8654647

DFW or JG?

>>8654797
It's the last chapter of Broom of the System

>>8654708
and steven spielberg is making a movie of it.

Holy.....I want more.....

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>>8654532

"So she's going to suck your cock, and you're going to die a hundred little ecstatic deaths."

Yeah, real natural dialogue, John.

>"Just beeg, I guess."

>>8654526
>DO I!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?

>>8655230
John green confirmed for micropenis

>>8654708
Not ours though. We are smart people.

>>8655260

Yourefuckingthickmate.jpg

>>8654478
this is weird for an opening but why do you expect a masterpiece