I need a fancy sounding last name

McGee

Use an Italian last name. Put Di or De before a name with double consonants.

>>8650474
sounds like a poor irish farmer

DeFaggot

>>8650469
DiCaprio

Kukleberry

I work with a guy named Jay Mondragon. Cool enough?

>>8650469
Murgatroyd.

Caillebotte

Gregory Berrycone

>>8650494
will probably sound like those pseudo italian names japanese use in their videogames and anime

Cobbett
Smith
Hogg
Potts
Pike
Bullock
Webber
Gamble
Vickers
Woolley
Babington
Stubbs
Woodcock
Beard
Appleby
Bacon
Hull
Biggs
Salmon
Bedford
Cotton
Dutton
Butterworth
Roper

>>8650469

Steinberg

>>8650469
Withywindle

From a river in the Lord of the Rings. Always sounded posh to me

>>8650469
You can have mine.

Nedel.

Thundercock

Effervescent

Von Barblefarts

Shekelstein.

Petrovna

>>8650469
Pollock-Smelt

>>8650469
Pick their country of origin, or if you are writing a Fantasy, one with a culture or language you feel is appropriate.

Got one in your head?

Good.

Go to Wikipedia and select one of their counties, find your way into the personal biographies of some historical petty noble, crib names from there, chop and change to taste.

You will end up eventually with a name you like.

von Forenston

>>8650469
Goldshekelsteinvonburgimas

bum bum

>>8650469
von Schliefenstein

Coburn
Steiner

>>8651297
Kolkhoz af.

>>8651541
Never read Demons, my dude?

>>8651297
it's not a last name, it's a patronymic

Walrus
Pinecone
Joice

Newark

>>8651555
Read
>>8651556

>>8650469

Throckmorton

Manfredjinsinjin

Werbenjagermanjensen

Chamberlain

>>8651555
Still would be kolkhoz unless you'll state some connection between the two. And even that won't really help.

>>8651622
i think s/he meant that, in russian, to use a single patronymic sounds rather vulgar and also familiar (both in the appropriate and in the inappropriate senses)

the character of 'demons' was referred as varvara petrovna, name + patronymic, which is a polite way to address somebody in russian (addressing by the name sounds somehow informal even if the name isn't shortened, addressing by the last name is not polite and very official, i mean in a conversation, it's ok and very common to refer a character in a book that way)

>>8650469
Wendolyn
Riekso
Pensol
Nomidia
Imogene
Penturius
Molinar
Plodzien
DeStael
Ostrander
von Smiggles
Goldsliverbergstein
Ingolfsson

>>8650756
Woolley Woodcock

>>8650469
Kingsbury

Vonrockefellerdibilderburg

Bennet

dedalus

Goldstein

>tfw have a badass last name & good looking face

now if only i could write

>>8652212
I bet your name is something like Mannfucker

>>8652212
ok dick cox

(Hugh) Whottameigh

Artigas
Gutierrez
Hastings
Duquesne
McLeod
Ziegler

>>8652212

>Dick Masterson posts on /lit/

Cool.

Cockyevski

File: McLovin.jpg (46KB, 500x318px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 500x318px

McLovin

>>8650469
Kozlowski

>>8650494
Tony Fetacini

Skeletor

Poole

Xbox-Lewinsky

de Bucacce
van Paunding

Zimmerman

>>8650469
Rosencrante.
>>8650756
>how to sound working class: the post

Westerby

>>8652325
This

Cornish

>>8650636
can you give some examples of this?

>>8653083
Abbacchio (which is a name for a mutton dish of some sort) Testarossa, Mondial (like the car models) Zucchero (Sugar) Russo, Prochainzo, and Materazzi, just off the top of my head.

försberg

>>8650469
Balsachs

>>8650469
maas

Baudelaire.

>>8653052
>>how to sound working class: the post
what did he mean by this

Cumbert
Alhazcock
Cockol
Bucockski
Nabocock
Mrcockzek
Mr. Cock

Järvinen

Dickenheimer

Ingram

>>8653666
dubs confirms