Who is the best author to name your pets and children after?

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>>8645270
Adolf Hitler

>>8645270
John Green

My cat is called Yossarian.

>>8645270
David Foster Wallace

Why not call him Lenny (from Of Mice and Men).

Lenny likes mice and so do cats.

>>8645270
Aristo is a cool name for a dog

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>>8645454
it reminds me a children's poem of samuil marshak, 'why the cat was called a cat'; it's how an old man and his wife were trying to find a good name for their kitten, mouse was one of the proposed names. you see, they wanted to name him cloud at first so he would grow large and strong like a cloud, but then decided that wind is stronger than cloud, wall is stronger than wind, mouse is stronger than wall (a mouse can chew a wall through) and since cat is stronger than mouse they settled to name their kitten cat

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>not naming your black cat Nigger-Man

>>8645769
it is not even black

>>8645270
I named my cat Schopenhuaer and call him Schopie for short

Diogenes for a dog. You can call him Dio for short.

>>8646189
I see what you did there.

>>8646189
cringe

I have a cat named Byron and a cat named Ezra

>>8645270

Kafka is kind of kawaii for a cat.

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>>8646497
>cat named Ezra

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>>8646511
don't greentext at me tripfag

I swear I'm not a STEMfag but I named my dog Tesla (I call her Tess a lot) after the physicist. He's one of my favorite people, and someone who never got the credit he deserved.