>protagonist doesn't get the girl

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>reading heterofiction

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>male protagonist

>>8645079
>>8645081
>the protagonist is always a male
wow. is this acceptable behavior on /lit/?

neither do you lol

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>>8645081
>canine protagonist

>>8645085
I don't, which is why I made this post. I just blew my chance with a girl 7 years older than me; she just left the apartment. Apparently she couldn't feel my energy, whatever the fuck that means.

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>>8645087
those books are rare...

>girl in the book
>upset amphibian image

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>protagonist gets the girl
>girl turns out to be a girl (male)

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>>8645075
>protagonist gets the girl

>>8645089
>Apparently she couldn't feel my energy
[tipping intensifies]

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>girl gets the protagonist

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>male protagonist is a beta artist type
>girl actually shows interest in him

>>8645075
Have you been reading my diary desu?

>>8646252
>anonymous poster still laughs at 'my diary desu' jokes

>the protagonsist finally manages to rescue the girl, but she turns her head for a second, and her mind is sucked out by a giant moth
>the protagonist now has to care for a sad mindless drooling idiot for the rest of her life

>the protagonist dies in the beginning

>>8646285
If her hole is still warm then it's awwww riiiight.

>>8646292
Naw, it's sad as fuck cuz he really loved her.

>>8646307
since she had a human body and some insect for her head, i wonder if he ever needed anything but her body

>>8645087
>>8645090
>>8645081
I love dogs so fucking much please help me

>>8646285
China Mieville is an asshole.

my diary desu

>>8646252
Yes, desu.

>>8645089
You're too low energy, start lifting brah, get hueg brah, leave humanity behind brah dude build a wall lmao.

>protagonist goes to meet the girl in the epilogue
>she's on a date with her girlfriend
Can't wait to see /tv/ memers react to this next year.

>>8646320
Go to your local pound and adopt one famm. You better look after it though, this includes getting out of the house twice a day to take it for a walk. Or you could just help out, and get to see twenty+ dogs at once!

>>8646319
He loved her insect head, and her wings that were so cruely ripped off.

>>8646640
Yes. Poor Judah, for instance.