are the rumors true?

yes
he had the biggest cock in the biz

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>>8643472
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged

david foster wallace is known to be THE most hung guy in pomo fiction, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed franzen's boipussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting himself wet enough just so he can take it. i can just imagine him begging for it, with david barely able to force it past the knob, and johnathon moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. he would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to his colon. the orgasm would have been powerful, with his anal muscles clamping down on davids throbbing monstrosity, his whole body quivering in euphoria..

>>8643453
RIP David Foster Wallace, 1962-2016. Guys check the news, it really is true...

>>8643453
Yeah, he wore the bandanna to cover up the fact he actually didn't have a forehead. His head stopped right at his eyebrows

>>8643453
The heroin thing?

>>8643543
You mean his hairline started at his eyebrows???

>>8643453
What's up with the bandana?

>>8643532
This

sleeping with his students? perhaps

>>8643532
There was so much potential to describe his cock with a long literary description rather than 'like an evian bottle'.

>>8643453
it's bullshit, it wasn't actually his hard drive.

>>8643532
7/10
good but would have been better if written in a Wallacesque style.