Post authors who would post on /r9k/ if they lived today

>>8636900
No one would be that pathetic

>>8636900
Arthur Schopenhauer.

>>8636900
/R9K/ is full of snowflake edgelords that blame their failures on others. They also are a lot less intelligent than they think. No respectable author is, well, dumb enough to have done that.

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>>8637004
>>8638212

>>8638212
Poe is a caustic writer and likes loli. Sounds like a robot to me.

>>8638232
he was married

Lovecraft?

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>>8638237
To a loli

>>8638255
a cute couple but it's not edgar poe

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Wagecucks on suicide watch

>>8638263
>a cute couple
kys pedo

>>8638255
>their marriage lasted 60 years

incredible

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>Poe
>Schopenhauer
Not at all. Try getting on this level. Weininger would also go to /pol/.

>>8639470
Get out, this is a paedophile board.

>>8636900
Franz Kafka

>>8636900
Dostoevsky (at least for writing his descriptions of bad people)

>>8639640
This, This so much.

>>8639640
Yeah, I bet Kafka had a really bitter hateful side he kept restrained that he would have loved to let out anonymously

>>8640381
I can't find the article but it was found among his drawings that he had pictures of humanoid hedgehogs with phallic objects in their mouths(Furry) and golems jerking off.

>>8638232
He also sucked. Wow, anons theory on all r9k browsers being dumb holds up.

>>8638212
>blame their failures on others.
like Poe v Longfellow?

>>8637004
>>8638212
>sit indoors all day and autistically whine about other people and their motivations and actually write it down
>not r9k tier