>book has sex scene
>author doesn't describe the rimjob
>sex scene has rimjob
>book describes the author
>>8634716
>book has bathroom scene
>author doesn't describe the coprophagia
>book features a naked woman
>author omits to describe if her asshole is dark or bleached
>book has spanking
>the author doesn't substitute the victim's name with my own
>dialogue involves Socrates playing the midwife for a young, beautiful lad
>Plato describe neither the baby or the anal sex
>>8634766
>the entire book isn't about eating shit