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You could start by waiting a full week before posting this thread again.
dress like a little girl and invite him over to read books together. Bump on your drink sending it all over his lap, dry pat his crotch with a kerchief. It all goes naturally from there.
This ain't fucking rocket science anon.
>>8633190
DAYUMN NIGGA Y U B HATIN?
>>8633197
ay yo hol up
so what book should I read?
>>8633225
The Greeks
>>8633231
Unnecessary
holy shit why did I make this thread when I could just google
>>8633225
Lolita. Duh.
>>8633245
ok
Can I rec you a very underrated band?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sws54GNDds
>not wanting to hook up with Spinoza instead
>tfw you'll never cuddles in bed while writing witty responses to Leibniz
Hey guys check it outdickart
tryreading
>>8633320
TRY READIN WUT NIGGAH?!
Start with Discourse on the Method, then go to the Meditations and then go wherever from there. You have to read between lines because he contradicts himself a lot so you kinda have to figure out what he's "really" saying, which was probably to avoid being persecuted by the catholic church. Descartes' Bones is also a good read for after you read a bit of his work.
>>8633344
Thank you anon, I mean it
If you couldn't even figure out literally the most read entrylevel piece of modern philosophy you should stop bothering with intellectual subjects.
>>8633169
You give him the D lmao
>>8633364
I fucked more girls than you