Why is it so hard to get a literary agent? I was in this game in 2005, fast forward to now there seems to be four times more agents and they are way more picky.
You're a fucking white male.
No, seriously.
The internet, blogs, self-publishing have siphoned a lot of dogshit away from the major publishers. They're very happy not to receive those query letters anymore...
Just like Hollywood, publishers are looking for stuff that will sell and become a franchise...and the genres that sell like hotcakes are chick-lit/romance and children's. They don't give a shit what you look like.
>>8623206
everyonewhosanyone
Good luck, OP.
>>8623447
>everyonewhosanyone
I just googled that and didn't expect to find a fucking wormhole in the internet.
>>8623447
That is a window into mental illness. Don't be like that guy. Take failure w dignity.
>>8623527
i went there and that two-tone color scheme made me depressed and then the text drove me away. webpage time capsule from 2002.