How can I top him?

>>8618076
try becoming bob dylan

Literature is dead
Migrate to videogame developing or something

>>8618076
lol u can't guy

Why would you try and top him? He's no big deal
Dude didn't even get a Nobel

Have the audacity to write a work as polysemous, as absurd, as intertextual, and as sexually transgressive as Ulysses, but extend the length of your novel so that it encompasses an entire year in the lives of a handful of characters, over the course of which one of them reads the entirety of Joyce's oeuvre and establishes several maverick theories about the psychological impulses behind Joyce's creative process, all of which center on his privately kept fart fetish.

What you do with the rest of the novel is up to you.

>>8618111
>tfw this is what I was planning to do some day
Please nobody do this before me thank you kindly

>>8618076
If you fart in his eyes first I'm sure he'll let you fuck him arseways.