i dare you to read this on speed

>>8611606
i dare you to speed this on read

>>8611606
give me the speed.

i dare you ask a girl out sober

I dare you to eat a double bacon cheeseburger with your butt.

>>8611606
Read Catch-22 in one sitting on speed. Very bad.

I dare you to watch Speed while being a Jr.

>>8611606
First, gib speed

>>8611699
Joke's on you. I am a girl.

>>8611699
Joke's on you, I am a speed.

>>8611606
This is actually such a good idea

Tfw no speed

gotta go bast

---I speed you to dare this on read.
---Speed?
---Speed, yes, how father's speed used to jingle in his pockets, she said on the verandah as this same speed poured through the clouds onto the porch in a pocket of speed.

Just finished, it's less exciting than you seem to think it is

>>8612504

Is this some sort of bizarre twisting of a quote from A Frolic of His Own?