Know anymore comfy quotes?

>>8608490
Sounds like he was never balls deep in teen pussy

>>8608493
Sounds like you were never cucked by Yllajalih

"Ego sum rex Romanus et super grammaticam"

So brash yet it just works.

>>8608493

IF you actually ever fucked young girls you'd know how impossibly annoying they are. Nothing like being left alone again.

>>8608520
They can't speak if their mouthses are wired shut.

>>8608520
They're not annoying when they're being fucked, loser

>>8608531
I can tell you'll be annoying when you're being fucked.

>>8608490
b-but how do you boil your coffee in the woods?

>>8608498
>Yllajalih
She was very sweet to him.

>>8608595
how do you even pronounce that name ?

>>8608613
Slam your fingers in a drawer.

>>8608613
idk which Anon you are.
The name is a word Hamsun made up, in delirium (?) (a state of delusion).

>>8608592
Equipement. Fire.

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>>8608490
>comfy quotes

>>8608691
Yeah, this is pretty comfy.

Less bitching and more quotes you pigs

When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.

>>8608613
Y as in build, almost
La as in lava
Ja as in Yahweh
Li as in list

>>8608889
love that one, simple and good

>>8608531

I fucked quite a bit in my mid teens. Most of them moan in this really affected porn-star way, like the sort of sound a distressed animal would make. Fucking annoying.

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>>8608963
Truly the John Green of his time.

>>8611119
>a distressed animal
Kek

>>8611154
damn i like this