any PhD or professors of literature here?

>>8608382
no, fuck off

>>8608388
/thread

>>8608388
go back to /b/ please

nah
4 years of philosophy here

>>8608382
Yes, why?

Hi op, Harold Bloom here

>>8608382
People with PhDs have better things to be doing than talking to idiots like us on a Roman tablet forum.

>>8609226
For the love of God, don't assume people with PhDs are any less dumb or incompetent than anyone else.

>>8609262
statistically they are

>>8609262
You heard it first folks, those philosophy PhDs don't know more about philosophy than us.

>>8608382
I work at a top university here in England, I won't say which one, I'm sure the name of it instantly popped (onomatopoeia) into your discourse module.

The food here is shit

>>8609367

For some reason this post made me laugh harder than anything I have read this week. Thanks for the chuckle anon been in a shit mood.

>>8609436
And yet you just comma spliced. If you're telling the truth, it must be a subject with a lower IQ threshold for teaching staff. Something like anthropology, which I studied. I flunked, but some of the staff were big time pseuds.

profesor tutaj

>>8609271
No, they really aren't.

t. PhD

Professor but not yet PhD here.

>>8610567
statistically they are

>>8610585
The statisticians involved may or may not be PhDs, it really doesn't matter.

t. dog

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>>8610567
the true horror of reality is knowing that no matter how far up the echelons of academia you go, everyone will still be retarded

>>8608382
My PhD (pretty hairy dick) was in your mom's pussy last night, nerd.

>>8608382
yup. phd english. focused on romantics.

what's it to ya?

>>8612617
Grammarian here, is "pretty" modifying "hairy" or is it modifying "dick" in this case?

>>8612664
If you were an actual grammarian you would know pretty's modifying hairy.