Quotes from awful books

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>"Joelle, your antics have left me in jest. Infinitely."

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>"Get ready, player one!"

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go outside

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>>8604390
>replying to a thread you don't like with an image

Have an excerpt from My Diary, Tbh™

>"Wew"

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>>8604415
what the fuck are you even trying to say. i think 4chan has seriously effected your brain chemistry. i honestly suggest that you go outside

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We must call this, a farewell to arms.

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>>8604425
Replying to a thread with an image bumps it to the top of page 1. You could have replied with a snappy retort and sage'd the thread, allowing it to slide to page 10 and destroying my little shitposting parade for all eternity. But instead you decided to reply with a goofy image of john green and a screencap of the poster count, allowing this cancerous content to reach more eyes than I ever could have reached on my own. Not only have you aided me in my quest to irritate and annoy the denizens of this board, but you have also embarrassed yourself thoroughly.

Wallow in your failure, pseudointellectual.

>"We have to watch out for the Blood Meridian if we want to make it out alive."

>>8604358
kill yourself, friend

>>8604358
What is this? Some Gravity's Rainbow?

>Moby Dick quickly swam round and round the wrecked crew

>>8604358
funny how a simple meme quote can be so revealing that the memester hasn't actually read Gravity's Rainbow, only has a vague notion that there is a character in it named Slothrop

>>8604358
The book actually almost does a title drop, though.

>“But it is a curve each of them feels, unmistakably. It is the parabola. They must have guessed, once or twice—guessed and refused to believe—that everything, always, collectively, had been moving toward that purified shape latent in the sky, that shape of no surprise, no second chances, no return. Yet they do move forever under it, reserved for its own black-and-white bad news certainly as if it were the Rainbow, and they its children....”

>>8604445
>trying to justify himself this badly

Wew he can't even meme without getting triggered

>>8604588
The original title was "mindless pleasures", which does literally appear IIRC, though it's not much of a title drop either.

>>8604588
>implying name drops are actually bad

>>8604629
Nothing wrong with it, if it make sense that is

>>8604629
I never said that, I just think it would have been a better meme if the OP did something like:

>“But it is a curve each of them feels, unmistakably. It is the parabola. They must have guessed, once or twice—guessed and refused to believe—that everything, always, collectively, had been moving toward that purified shape latent in the sky, that shape of no surprise, no second chances, no return. Yet they do move forever under it, reserved for its own black-and-white bad news certainly as if it were the Gravity's Rainbow™, and they its children....”

>>8604358
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>>8604386
>greentext AND quotation marks

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>and in that moment I swear we were infinite

>>8604640
thats how you know it's samefag

>"I do things like get in the taxi and say, "Take me to the library, I want to buy Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace. And step on it!" "

>You are about to begin reading Italo Calvino's new novel 'If on a Winter's night a traveler'

Jesus Christ

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>DUDE pass the joint! xD lol i´m such a stoner! x3

>>8604652
and a newfag

>>8604957
I never knew John Williams was such a fucking hack

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>Catcher? I barely even know her! (in the rye)

>Out there, there was only Santiago and the ocean, The Old Man and the Sea.

Really, Ernie?

>>8604425
Effected

>>8605102
Never read that one

>>8605031
It's just so hard to picture such vulgar writing coming from a man who has composed such great music

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>Eden threw in her last few chips, telling herself tonight was the night she would finally win. But just like every night, paradise lost.
Milton you hack

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> psh, I have Great Expectations for you... kid

>>8604445

No it doesn't, this isn't 2009 4chan anymore.

OP is probably the most unfunny poster in the history of 4chan.

>>8605102
this one's pretty good

>>8604456
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>>8604640
>>8606027
you cant be this fucking new

>>8604358
>Well Raskolnikov, you have committed the crime, and now you must face the punishment.

>>8604712
>library
>buy

found the plot hole.

>>8606253
This isn't 2011 anon, we aren't on a countable number of levels of irony anymore

>>8605437
Entry level. Apply yourself.

>>8606253
if you enjoy this thread there's nothing else to say but fuck off to reddit

>>8604445
>he doesn't know about sage

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>>8606253
>schou schmant schme schmis schmucking schmew

>>8606253
if you enjoy these threads, fucking end your life

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>Oedipa settled back, to await the crying of lot 49.

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>"would you like to fuck, Watanabe?"

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>Pooh watched Piglet out the corner of his eye, and Piglet waved. The ignorant little shit was actually waving. How harder to tell him, to let the borders of all the known world of content and security torn down by a terrible flood, the rushing of mean, vulgar fate, the careless gods' immaculate stare... how harder to say, in the face of smiles and fat cheeks full meaty love for the quick: Piglet, your brother Hamlet has died.

>Smile not, laugh not, for to move along before grief is to ignore your human right to be broken.

>>8609671
>put your norwegian wood in me, Watanabe?

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>>8609736
>Hamlet
>a terrible book
Do millennials really believe this?

>>8609795
>hamlet
>book

>>8609803
Semantics, PLAY. The play has been distributed in the format a book.

But to settle your autism, "play". There.

>>8609795
Are you retarded?

>>8609747
fucking hell

>>8609795

It was written by a cis white male so yes

"Jerusalem is really inside of all of us from the black guy with rope tyres to that Bob Marley girl to Jimmys J's crazy bitch daughter"

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>the ball dropped. the crowd applauded... the year had changed from 2665 to 2666

pretty subtle the way he snuck the title in there

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>My oh my, said Aeneas, That was quite the Aeneid!

Doesn't even make sense virgin, stop plagiarizing Homer

>>8609887
PLAY. Whatever. This thread isn't even about plays. I can buy a book that is a play...book doesn't mean content. Book can mean vehicle of how I'm reading.

I can buy a book that is the play Hamlet.

at least be creative with the titles you unoriginal mongols

>It was all true, Harry Potter, and the Dealthy Hollows part too!

>>8611532
No, the point is, this thread is a joke. They're false quotes of books that are agreeably good. How fucking new are you?

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>Yer a wizard, Merly.

>Maybe all of us were A New Hope all along

>"Maybe there's an Anna Karenina inside all of us," Johnson said.

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>Swiggity swooty. I am coming for dat andy booty.

>>8604648
That book sounds like pure grade-a cringe.

>Consciousness returned to Grignr in stygmatic pools as his mind gradually cleared of the cobwebs cluttering its inner recesses, yet the stygian cloud of charcoal ebony remained. An incompatible shield of blackness, enhanced by the bleak abscense of sound.

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>You know, it's funny. The I Ching always said I was destined to become just some lonely man, locked up in his personal fortress... and everything I did try and prove it wrong only let me here. And I am the Man in the High Castle."

>>8604440

>Truly, you are the one the bells toll for.

>>8604358
>Well you see, Ms. Karenina, we truly have lived through War and Peace.