How do I live the literary lifestyle?

flush yourself and this shit thread
go read a book idiot

>>8593694

Be rich.

>>8593694
step one: read books.
There. You are done.

Assume an attitude of arrogant contentment and sophistication over the simple fact that you choose to spend a portion of your free time reading, and if anyone tries to impose the exigencies of life upon you, just remind them you are an artist whose attention purposely staves off the nothings of the nothing's of the crowd.

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>>8593694

>smoking indoors

Those books will reek of cigarette smoke. Just go out on the porch you silly Richard Branson looking motherfucker

purchase a dildo and grow a beard