ok since hiro is merging this board with who knows what sort

sorry, late addition: I also want a lot of skeletons in it. Both animated and, well, your typical standing-still skeleton.

wow i thought you guys could write but i guess you're really not all very creative.

It was a cold and windy day in Fantalonia. Rain assaulted the ground as Flaneulthur the Elf pulled on his flying boots. "I'm going to need my flying boots" thought Flaneulthur the Elf, "to meet my girlfriend Catara, the quarter-cat."

It was Flaneulthur the Elf's day off from his job as a mechanic at the magic tree-car garage and he hadn't seen his girlfriend in a while. His boss Chaim, of the half-men race liked to work him hard, as all of his kind did.

At this point Flaneulthur was flying quite quickly through the clouds with his flying boots but then he saw that a gang of dragon bikers was pulling up along-side him. (Like 21st century bikers but on dragons). And these weren't just any dragon-bikers, these were skeleton-dragon-bikers. Their dragons were made of skeletons.

"What do you faggots want?" inquired Flaneulthur, in a tough way. "To fuck you up" ejaculated a particularly large skeleton-dragon-biker, presumably their leader, and then he swang a chain at Flaneulthur which he ducked under just in time.

"MAGIC MISSILE" proclamated Flaneulthur, and in a burst of light several of the skeleton-dragon-bikers were knocked from their mounts and fell to the cold and unforgiving ground below, where their positions would surely be stolen by black people.

"motherfucker" articulated the stunned skeleton-dragon-biker leader as he swung his mount around to make another charge at Flaneulthur. His next chain-swing was very strong and would have killed Flaneulthur but Flaneulthur was strong and fast and pulled out his thousand-year-old magic katana 'Evilbane' and cut the skeleton-dragon-biker in half.

"Good," thought Flaneulfur, "now I can meet Catara."

And then he went to Catara's house when he met her they kissed.

The End.

>>8589016
this is fucking nice and it's gonna make me a lot of money. thanks /lit/.

>>8589016
This is what makes fantasy great. It's got all of the elements. All of the elements are there.

Doesn't outstay its welcome either. You're in, you're out, you got the pizza. Bam.

Dragons weren't even in the original request. This anon implicitly knew that dragons were IMPLIED in that request. Didn't have to be told. A consummate professional.

And Catara sounds like a total babe.
Anyways. Signing off.

showed it to my agent. she says it's my best work.