love letter

FUCK YOU
YOU FUCKING CUNT

Dear,

You know what? You're a fucked up bitch too, and I'd bet anything you're an alcoholic now. I'm not sorry, and I hope your undiscovered body is rotting in an abandoned gas station somewhere,

Later saggy tits

Bye, penis.

> tfw still happily seeing qt3.14 gf 17 months later

You'll find true love some day anons, hang in there.

>inb4 189 /r9k/ replies

oh, wait
>>8587611
>>8587623

>>8587636
I've been with my gf for 8 years :3

Dear love,

This will be my last letter. I could express my love for you in a bouquet of words but their meanings would not do justice my feelings for you. My love for you is incomprehensible.
Au Revoir - may we meet again.

I could easily do better but I'm not willing to put in the effort right now

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>>8587636
I don't want love though, I want to fuck around a lot.

>>8587641
Gratz brah
>>8587659
Then get a tinder and don't be ugly?

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>>8587746
Girls too picky. I'm at least above average and get like 1 match a day.

Then again, I am picky myself.

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I am truly sorry for cupping your ass.
My strength would have sent you tumbling while we were wrestling for the mouse. I didn't exactly see where your center of gravity was while looking at you in my bathrobe. I wanted to brace you but I instead groped your bottom.
I was sincerely hoping I put my hands farther up your body.

You looked so vulnerable and terrified detailing your emotions and "inexperience" in sexual situations. I should have immediately apologized for feeling you up.

Lo siento

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>>8587827

>>8587769
Maybe your profile needs to be tweaked

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Dear A,

I hope you've gotten bored of breaking hearts by now, unlikely as that is.

I recall a time when you said you deserved the worst, and I assured you that you were wrong. I've thought for all these years whether or not you were, infact, correct about that. Something I had no chance of knowing the honesty of in my junior year of high school, or the many dark years with and without you that followed. As it still weighs on my mind, I know that the answer is still yours to choose.

May I never know the answer,
Anon

>>8587636
>vomiting_anime_girl.jpg

>>8587864
Eh, maybe. Or maybe I am just delusional about my looks.

>>8587878
ok have fun

I told myself I wouldn't drink as much as you do; yet here I am.

>unrequited love
>grieving
I thought this was a serious board, not College Freshman General

All of you are fucking gay. Read some knightly love poems and stop being faggots.