tl;dr

>>8586684
Hmmm... I wonder...

Aw my body hurts and feels hart

kid joins extremists to fuck shit up and his son become a weirdo who rules

>>8586741
IRULAN BEST GIRL

>family in america hot place somewhere idk
>shit car
>happy dog
>bad car
>spooky dog

Shitting and kidneys and keys and drinking

>>8586706
The memamorphosis

>>8586741
Old testament

>>8586690
Wittgenstein

muh entropy and shiet

>funny hospital guy
>wrapped mummy
>fly the fucking plane
>k
>trading stuff something something good for the people or something
>guy dead but not dead sorta

>damned if you do, damned if you dont

>>8586773
>Old testament
Close enough

>>8586772
dude ulysses LMAO

Angery Doggo

>>8586826
Cujo?

>>8586763
Yes

>>8586843
Be mine.

>>8586840
yes.


>millionaire goes through a year that isn't particularly special for him

suffering

>Drunk Soviet dude wanders around on trains and tell stories

>>8586854
The Great Gatsby

>>8586855
dante's inferno

>apes
>monolith
>humans
>monolith
>omg it's full of stars

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>>8586874

>>8586859
No.

>>8586893
nope

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>>8586874

>>8586684
120 Days of Sodom

"muh pointlessness"

hard mode: it's not a novel

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>>8586855
notes from underground?

>>8586766
cujo

>siberian jail

autist robs a museum

>>8586795
arcadia?

>n.e.e.t. for (whole) life

>>8586921
Close, but no coconut

>>8587118
1 day in the life of Ivan Denisovich?

>Dude goes on a business trip to the east and has a bad run in with the locals and some gypsies.

>>8586808
catch 22

man regrets career choice and dies painfully

>>8586957
It.

>>8586922
Correct

>>8586874
2001

>>8587172
No, actually that isn't even fair now that I think about it.

Here is more to work with

>weird shit happens in the desert
>big ass cloud
>???
>shit was cash as fuck

Do the job. Don't want to do the job? Do the job.

Steal some money for 13 greedy cunts

There's like a guy, or...guys I guess, and there's some girls too I guess. They're poor, so they go be poor somewhere else, and like some of the guys disappear and then they find this one who they thought was gone, and he comes back, and then like...that's basically it. It rains or something. 'bout it.

>>8587219
Grapes of Wrath?

>>8586795
JR

y'all just haven't met my atheist jesus yet

>>8586795
slow learner OR col49

>>8586947
myth of sisyphus

trying this one again

>some guy fucks a lot of bitches, doesn't scared of no bomb and thinks death is just a bit of a meme

>>8587465
gravitys rainbow

>>8586684
Some guy wanted to write Gattaca but genes weren't invented yet so he went all pavlovian on is Dystopia's ass.

>>8587522
Brave New World

>>8587538
you got it senpai

>>8586684
So all religions are true, but gods are really only people, except sometimes they are magic, but often not, and they can get shot and shit, and they die, but not really, and the main character's skincolor seems to change but I'm not sure about that part maybe I'm just bad at reading.

>>8587555
American Gods

>>8587578
Right, what do you reckon about Shadow's skincolor? I always pictured him as black, maybe I was biased because of the name (and racist because he starts out in prison), but then someone calls him white about two thirds through. His skin is described as "coffee-colored" at some point though, though I guess that can mean pretty much anything.

>>8587596
Purposefully ambiguous I would say, some characters make remarks about him having black or indian ancestors regarding his skin color. So probably white with darker than normal skin.

>>8587135
Sorrows of Young Werther?

Guy goes into military. Bombing. Aliens. Assassinated.

>go on a little trip
>shit we are going too fast and can't stop
>fuck it, lets just keep going
>shit, home's gone
>shit, everything's imploding
>let's just find a new home
>okay whatever I don't care anymore, let's just pick the next suitable place and stay there
>fuck everything

A kid goes to prison for fucking a pumpkin.

yellow suit

>meet mysterious, probably dangerous man under suspicious circumstances, help him
>grow up
>want to become artist
>doors be opening a little too easily
>find out man in intro has been patronizing me all along

>>8587521

Bingo

>hey kid, congrats
>your parents are aborting you
>even though you're almost an adult now
>yeah, legally you're property of the state

>be almost aborted teenager
>escape with other kid with suicide complex and chick that got raped
>end up getting aborted anyways

They weren't so innocent after all

>>8587676
Slaughterhouse Five
>>8587692
The Time Machine
>>8587742
Great Expectations

>>8588010

Correct on the expectations mate.

>>8588002
Is this Unwound or whatever it's called? Never read it, but it's used in the remedial English classes at the high school where I taught last year.

>>8588024
Bingo

I'd say it's a good read, but I read it too young to get anything significant out of it. I never read the rest of the series.

>>8587538
What's that book that's a lot like BNW? From around the same time

>>8586684
Scientist experiments on a cat and his life goes to utter shit from that point on.

some nerd fucks with the water and everybody dies

>>8588338
Cat's Cradle...at least try and make it challenging.

german beta cuck kills himself

druggie author writes drug book for druggie readers

>>8588418
Sorrows of Young Werther...are you guys even trying?

This could also be Beneath the Wheel, though. Some people try to argue the protag accidentally drowns, but from what I remember it is pretty heavily implied that it's a suicide.

>>8588424
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Dude, just stop if you can't make even remotely a challenge. You're supposed to make us have to think about it for more than half of a nanosecond, like a riddle.

>>8588436
not even close

/lit/ has to get a job

>>8587176
Its origin and purpose, still a total mystery.

everyone does drugs but the author

>>8586684
Too many rich assholes, the one bitch who fucks everything up just by existing, and a mentally ill Jesus.

>>8586684
infinite jest

>businesspeople: good
>bureaucrats: bad
>communists: worse
>who is that guy
>too many long speeches
>collapse of civilization

>>8586947
Waiting For Godot, or maybe Endgame

>>8588474
No, actually >>8587351 got it

>>8587118
The Endless Steppe?

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>>8588520
The invisible man :^)

>>8588540
Yes

>>8588440
Have you read Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. What you posted should be the blurb on the front cover.

>>8588424
On the Road
I'll be surprised if that's not it

Just bury the bitch so I can get some false teeth.

>>8588445
Confederacy of Dunces

If they were in puberty, things might have gotten lewd.

Lad wakes up at his own funeral

>>8588560
yes

>>8588579
finnegans wake

>>8588002
Shoulda just said
>Clap to explode
And you would have got me

A retard from an incestous family ends playing a drum in a troupe for nazis.

>>8588584
yep

>>8588545
I have, that still doesn't make it the right book or any closer to being the right book.

>>8588548
Nope.

I do need to make a change though, since I kind of fucked up the description. This book has three authors, not just one. One is just way more iconic than the other two

>magic man makes an instrument out of a fish
>hijinks ensue

>ayy buddy here's your eyesight back
>SHH dONT TELL ANYONE!!

>guy gets death sentence
>???
>the end

Sucked into a wall

>>8587147
Dracula?

>A naive young lad travels around the world only to discover it's actually full of shit.

>>8586858
Moscow-Petushki
>>8587707
I want to know
>>8588618
The tin drum
>>8588987
Le passe-muraille?

I'm reposting from last thread since only one of them have been (correctly) guessed. They're all plays.
1. Doctor denounces his brother in a newspaper and ends up being the strongest man in the world.
2. Lady loves the son of her dead husband. Guy comes back to life and everybody dies.
3. Is this a play in a play or what?
4. Rich nobody thinks he's ill, ensuita purgare
5. Jew cucks himself under a balcony
6. This day looks exactly like yesterday, don't you think?
7. Two couples and a fireman talk about a singer.

>>8588781
stranger?

>>8588010
>The Time Machine
Nope, but kinda fits as well

>>8588138
1984?

>>8587135
Oblomov

paedophilia and then later therapy. Also some people die.

>>8589080

A Clock Work Orange

>>8589156
Nope.
Another hint: DID

>train
>hide and seek
>new place, trees, snow
>evil witch
>warm

A young man in his prime can't decide who to get married to after his wife dies in a terrible rioting attack across his city, and hears voices in his head which tell him to go all over the place and try to find a new place to live.

A guy has the hots for a young girl and waits for her to grow up so she can drink something and they can be together forever.

Dying woman stares at leaves.

>>8588987
the wind up bird chronicle?

>>8589007
3. The Taming of the Shrew

>>8589007
I dunno plays, but 6 is Godot.

A girl loves a boy so much she ruins everything for everyone forever with her childish naivety.

>>8586684
A guy spends his time with a project that's only ironic in hindsight. He doesn't really do anything for that proejct other than oggle his cousin.

>>8589299
what is this?

>>8587150
homo faber

>>8589301
Isn't asking a bit unfair?

Man Without Qualities

>>8588997
candide

>>8589007
6. waiting for godot
7. cantatrice chauve

a mentally disabled child dies because his father refuses to let him be baptized

>>8589301
m8

>>8589259
>>8589270
>>8589307
3,6,7 correct

>>8589299
The Fountainhead?

Handbook for medieval rulers: dude just be a dick lmao

>>8589837

the prince

>>8589837

la prince face

>"dude africa is so old i need africa i am kangz lmao"

My best friend is a computer, let's throw some rocks down the well and build a libertarian utopia

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>>8589875
>la prince

>>8589756
nope

>>8589010
Nope

Little girl is treated like a slave, then becomes friends with an actual slave.

>>8586855
my diary desu

>>8589007
>I want to know

Maybe someone else knows

>>8589007
Is 5 Romeo and Juliet?

>>8589007
2.The beginning sounds like Oedipus Rex, but Laius doesn't resurrect.
3 could be a lot of Shakespeare's plays. Taming, Midsummer, Hamlet.
4. Le Malade Imaginaire, obviously
5.Volpone? The Jew of Malta?
7.Cantatrice Chauve

Richfag cucks himself

>>8589007 Wrong
>>8589233 Close . Its dance dance dance

>musician lives his dream
>he literally pays the price

>>8592924
Dr. Faustus?

>>8587150
post office?

>>8587132

The Goldfinch?

father and son, two oscar the grouches and a fake doggo

>>8586706
Death of ivan ilych?