Puns

fucked up the ass
and I'm in pain
Darlin'
you give love...
A bad name!

There, i contributed.

From hospital she remarked on the nostalgic nature of the experience, as she hadn't been anally penetrated since college.

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>>8582146
Fuck you, I hate puns. Do something else instead.


>He was aiming for the hole that was open most the time

>she didn't notice due to her the size of her fat fucking ass

>"well that takes care of the crabs"

>she thinks the blood is from her period/miscarriage. Cue feminist bitching about free bleeding. She dies of an infection

>while she's getting fudged in the factory the stitched rip and the guy comments she smells like she did last week and she says she has a headache suddenly

Can you tell I hate women because I hate women.

>>8582172
Autism

>>8582216
White night

>>8582146
it was a non indentified colored man

>>8583315
Kys.

>>8582221
autism

>>8582146
Did you hear about the woman who got her butt chopped off by an airplane propeller? Disaster.

>>8582146
3, 2, 1, 4

>>8582146
3, 2, 1, 4

>>8582216
Portrait of the Autist as a Young Man

I worship your holiness.

>>8582146
2,3,1,4

>>8582146
4, 2, 3, 1

>>8582146
3, 1, 2, 4

Those lovely women are from the Young Dolph "Royalty" music video. G'day.

(Tips Kango brand fedora)

>>8585102
patrician detected

>>8585102
good taste

>>8583947
My african american brother

>>8585102
1, 3, 4, 2

>>8585299
4,3,2,1

>everyone having taste this bad

the objectively correct order is actually "3, 2, 1, 4"

Fuck 3, marry 2, arm-wrestle 4

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>>8582146
No one is going to give the fella puns?
Gee, don't worry op I will help you write your script, but if you are getting 1 million dollars or more for this you better at least buy a fucking pass you go damn hack:

- How did she die?
- She was shot several times in the ass
- I guess she... got a buttload of bullets

>>8585567
How is that a pun? I mean it's wordplay for which there's obviously going to be a technical term (sadly not assonance), but I don't see the pun.

If 2 isn't your top choice you're a fag.

got dang

2nd is the perfect balance of all of them
>tfw no nubian princess

>>8582146
One and four have manly faces. Three looks like a bitch and has nasty blotches on her legs and is probably wearing contacts.

Number 2 is the connoisseur's choice.

Latisha, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul.

>>8585574
Well what do you want I am doing it for free

>>8585330
>>8585317
>>8585299
>>8585253
>>8585123
>>8585117
4,1,2,3
3 is objectively the worst

>>8582146
>2
>1=3
>
>powergap
>
>4

2,3,1,4

2 >>> 4 > 3 > 1

you may not disagree with this

>>8582146
2, 1, 3, 4

>>8582146
2, 4, 1, 3

>>8586510
this

>>8582146
1>2>3>4

>>8582146
2>4>1>3
Would breed all of them

>>8586510
True but two is best

2 > 1
Rest are trash

>>8582146
What the fuck is going on with these girls' bellybuttons

>>8587301
fatty detected

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>>8582146
2:Flawless goddess

1: somethings up but I don't know what, still hot enough I suppose. Getting some

4: Stromae, 9/10 man, ugly af woman

3: Elliot rogers, ugly af

>>8582146

I reversed searched your pic. Thank you anon.

>>8587400
What did you find that was so good? Don't really see much interesting

>>8585330
this

>>8587606
>3
Suicide please

>>8582146

>A woman gets shot in the ass
>She's pregnant now

>>8582146
>A woman gets shot in the ass

DONKEHHHH!!!!!!!!!!111!!