Read, Expected, Got

>>8543064
>browsing /a/

m8...

>>8543079
I make threads that no one replies to whenever I get bored of posting on /int/

they just don't get me there

Is there a mobile app you guys use to make these, or are you just on Photoshop?

>>8543116
just use paint or GIMP

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>Its some kynd of thing it aint us but yet its in us.
>Its looking out thru our eye hoals.
>May be you dont take no noatis of it only some times.
>Say you get woak up suddn in the middl of the nite.
>1 minim youre a sleap and the nex youre on your feet
>with a spear in your han.
>Wel it werent you put that spear in your han
>it wer that other thing whats looking out thru your eye hoals.
>It aint you nor it dont even know your name.
>Its in us lorn and loan and sheltering how it can.

>>8543124
Neither is in the iphone app store but PS lightroom was hopefully that works (let me know if you have any better options).

>>8543079
>browsing /a/
this
why haven't you recognized the glory of /m/echa?

post the picture without pictures

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>>8543058

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>>8543058
10/10 book btw
Recommend

>>8543328
Is straight history or historical fiction? I read Ross King's book on Machiavelli a few months ago and Florence alone had enough shit going on in the early 16th century to fill a few books. Really interesting time.

>>8543340
Straight history seen from the perspective of a made up character.

10/10 in historical research

All the battles, places, the way the ordonary life is portrayed, all the characters (except for the hypothetical main character) , everything is 100% accurate.

I read it on my vacations in Rome and I could picture the battles as I visited the places described in the book in painstaking detail. An awesome reading experience.

Totally recommended if you are interested in the historical period.

>>8543247
FUCKING LOL'D

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>>8543064
you activated my trap card!

>>8543058
>flatulence assault

kek it's true

>>8543196
okay im gonna find that one

>>8543898
There's some excerpts from it here:

https://ecworlddynamics.wikispaces.com/Usmah+Ibn+Munqidh+%281095-1188%29

It's pretty interesting seeing medieval era Arab/Frankish social interactions

where's the corn lads

>>8543108
I know how that feels. Basically /a/ is so drown in their piss that they don't want to watch or read anything that doesn't involve moe.

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>>8544184
Can't have a corn thread without corn.

>>8543816
Most accurate in thread

>>8544224
You didn't actually read it, did you? Admit it.

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Was waiting for this thread for a longgg time

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My favourite.

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>>8543058

>>8543483
Well done

>>8543920
I laughed

>>8543089
I dig it.

>>8544473

Pessoa was a grade A mystic by himself, but what could possibly lead you to compare O Livro do Dessassosiego with Aleister Crowley?


Serious question.

>>8544528
this one is my favorite

>>8543181
dont use a fucking icucknone

>>8544351
What book is this?

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Pretty much all his works really.

>>8543792
haha yeah the film was pretty faithful.

>>8544820
The Tain (full name is Táin Bó Cúailnge)
It's an Irish epic

>>8544528
Fuck this is too good

>>8544430
he rapes his kid sister phoebe

>>8543846
I have no idea what this book is but I kekd nonetheless

>>8543169
Missing something about riddles/prostitutes

>>8543903
>One day this Frank went home and found a man with his wife in the same bed. He asked him, "What could have made you enter into my wife's room?" The man replied, "I was tired, so I went in to rest." "But how," asked he, "didst thou get into my bed?" The other replied, "I found a bed that was spread, so I slept in it." "But," said be, "my wife was sleeping together with you!" The other replied, "Well, the bed is hers. How could I therefore have prevented her from using her own bed?"

"By the truth of my religion," said the husband, "if thou shouldst do it again, thou and I would have a quarrel." Such was for the Frank the entire expression of his disapproval and the limit of his jealousy. . . .

Man the French have been cucks since the Crusades..

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>>8544528
excellent

>>8544695
he was personally acquainted with crowley, translated him too I think

>>8544984
ahaha oh man. I would have added "Suttree turned and went out"

>>8544695


Thanks a lot.

>no template
you fucking morons

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qddqq

>>8544970
Like Goku vs freza minus all the power

>>8545583
just save any of them and blank out the pictures

>>8545003
wtf I hate catholics now!

>>8544230
this

>>8544224
this is advanced bait

>>8544942
what

>>8544235
heh

>>8544223
Come on man, this doesn't exist

>>8545101
10/10

>>8543247
kekled

>>8545806
tis a meem ya dipp

>>8544430
damn now thats epic

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oc

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>>8545583
4u

>>8543792

Did YOU KNOW that Cormac orignally wrote that book as a screenplay, but it was rejected by Hollyood?

Then Coens adapted it and won an Oscar for the screenplay. Cormac was at the cermony and they walked up to him and said, "Yeah, so we know this is all yours but we're keeping it anyway."

>>8546976
Fucking Jews man.

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>>8545101

>>8546840
not sure if this makes me want to read it more or less

>>8545583
>not being able to make a template
Does your handler know you're on the web, bud?

>>8544914
>>8544974
underrated.

>>8544984
Best in the thread easily

>>8543846

He has OCD not autism.

>>8547352
I know

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>>8543058

>>8543716
underrated motherfucking post.

>>8546933
thank you. You're a big guy

>>8543247
>That hunchback

Chuckled

>>8547278
Accurate.

>>8546538
I want to read Zola now, thanks.

>>8544974
i kek'd

>>8544528
Laughed

>>8544921
to be fair, it's exactly both columns

>>8544921
kek'd

>>8543816
that book made me feel like no book has made me feel.

>>8544223
fuck you i want to read that book

>>8543328
>Game of Garbage

into the trash it goes

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>>8543058

>>8545611
see this? dogs have their balls one in front of the other, not side by side like us. does anyone else think this is better?

>>8543089
Pretty accurate, especially the alcohol.

>>8546840
Pretty accurate, especially the black guy pic.

>reading the Salvor Hardin parts
>towards their end when he's fucking up the Anacronians
>imagine it as some fucking JoJo shit

>>8543708
>>8544974
underrated

*IMPORTANT*

anyone remember that short lived template meme that had the ice king from adventure time in it? can't remember the specifics except that the anon fucked up when he posted it and subsequently got memefied.

pls help

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>>8550341

>>8550354

fuck mate could have packed a few more jpgs into it, ty though

>>8550354
ΚΞΚ

I'm literally in tears from laughter.

>>8543654
eh

>>8549835
our balls are like this as well, particularly when sitting and in movement, it prevents chafing / squashing

>>8543260
>saved

>>8548169
That's the best one yet.

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>>8550437
Thank god this was fixed. %|

>>8550416
this makes me want to read it more than I already did.

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>>8550567
WHY HAVENT YOU WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>>8550420

I'm about 500 pgs through and I have to say so far it's both

and i'm loving it

>>8550549
Lol bretty good. You could do Paradiso by Dante with that cosmological image too.

>>8550354
this is hilarious

>>8544430

God damn you're fucking stupid

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>>8550566

>and
>and
>and
>and
>and

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>>8544857

>>8544408
ITS TRUE
>>8544424
yes
>>8544857
im soaked

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>>8546840
Hot off the presses.

>>8550452
HOLY SHIT

>>8552712
perfect

>>8550452
Yes sir. Kubrik didn't like the way Saturn looked when they were messing with the imagery, he said something along the lines of not being able to get the rings to look right.

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true story btw

>>8544970
How can you interpret that as being cuck and not "bitches aint nothing"?

>>8552758
please share your synth reading of Jesus

>>8552889
sorry only patricians can into moogod

>>8550313
which cartoon is this?

>>8544224

>taking this post seriously

I won't do it. I've been having a good day.

>>8552789
This.
He's mildly mad because he feels the today's equivalent of his neighbor using his lawnmower without asking him. He gives no fuck because bitches ain't people.

>>8548140
>tfw you will never be that comfy old guy by the riverside
I regret nothing.

>>8553739
>>tfw you will never be that comfy old guy by the riverside
Why not?

>>8553750
To put it in layman terms, I'm too bluepilled to do such a thing.

>>8553754
Siddy also had the blue pill at one point, so it's still salvageable

>>8553759
I would need a trip similar to the one Siddharta took to achieve the ultimate red pill. But it's the kind of things that you can't tell when you're 25, so whatever.

>>8553764
He didn't do psychedelics tho. You can take this kind of 'trip' ;)

>>8552758
The bible is actually pretty great.
I enjoyed reading Books of Kings for instance.

>>8550655
And how is sophomore year going? Change majors yet?

>>8544351
>>8544820
>>8544882
Its actually not boring it all, its kind of hilarious. Not nearly as poetic or deep as the Iliad or Odyssey of course but it has similar tropes of the epic style.

Its kind of a novelty, as a way of looking back at history and how values changed. All i remember is a moment when the protagonist challenges a big baddie to a duel. The one rule is that each throws a spear at the other but they cannot move, only jump.

The first guy throws his spear and the other dodges it with a jump, he then proceeds to throws his spear with such huge arc that it falls directly on his opponent thus being impossible to dodge.

Pretty funny shit imo

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>>8550416

>>8543283
You deserve whatever comes to you for reading the fagles...

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>>8548169
>>8548169

>>8543089
>That chimney
That was good, anon

>>8544235
oh ffack.hahahaha

>>8544914
i dont get it. it was a while since i read it

>>8555524
>>8544914
he expected a human struggle based in spain and all he got was a book about a broken bridge

>>8543247
Its still A+ though

>>8547411
awesome

>>8549622
Are you pugler, the punk-rock juggler?

>>8555620

I'm freedom (p e r s o n i f i e d)

>>8543150
I love Riddley Walker. I want Will Self to do the audiobook.

>>8555620
Nah, I'm pester, the punk-rock jester.

>>8550420
Both are very accurate, add more Quebecois

>>8556400
What the corn is this supposed to be, that's not in Caesar

>>8556411
its Titus Andronicus idk why he posted that

>>8556416
Yeah but I'm assuming there must be some underlying joke

>>8552712
am i supposed to know what these chinese cartoons represent?

>>8556400
Fucking idiot

>>8543609
What I expected was basically a combination of 2+3, and that's what I got. No regrets.

>>8545629
this

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>>8557071

Forgot to resize...here's a better version

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>>8557071

>>8557077
I really want to read Peace sometime

>>8557087

Do it...it's my personal favorite Wolfe. I think it accomplishes exactly what BotNS does in much less time. It's Wolfe at the top of his game.

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fresh oc

>>8557241
>tfw no gf
you just watched the movie you lying piece of crap

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>>8543247
>quasimodo

>>8554767
It's both

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>hey, let's make a book about living on an alien planet
>and make it about aliens who can only understand 'two mouths, one mind'
>and they get addicted to words!
>and never tell when we're talking about past or present events from chapter to chapter!

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>>8551687