>went to the library to finally start reading >saw a cute

Iktf

>>8538180
>stare at cute girl for way too long before realizing it
>decide to never do anything social so it can never be brought up

Well, at least you didn't post the white supremacist frog with this thread, so I'll give you credit for that.

>browsing at the library
>cute shy looking fellow throwing glances
>oh hell yes just take me behind the shelves and ravish me
>he leaves
>god dammit

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>>8538319
>things that totally happen

>>8538319
>>8538327
literally gay

>>8538180
>>>/r9k/
This board is only for big people who like literaure, not little spergs.

>>8538338
what about little spergs who talk about literature?

>>8538405
>>>/lit/

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>attractive people in my library
YOU DON'T EVEN READ YOU JUST PRETEND SO THAT CHAD THINKS YOU'RE SPECIAL GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIBRARY

>>8538180
>i'll try again tomorrow
Don't bother m8, stay at home and let your gene pool end. Don't need more people like you.

>girl
you mean woman don't you, filthy tel

Do alot of people read their own owned books in libraries or do the vast majority take books from the library?

Only scum visit public libraries you lying bastard.

If you said university library I may have believed you though.

>>8538180

>Library in my home town moves from an old building to a new one
>Sounds like a good opportunity to check it out after all these years!
>Literally has 5 shelves - science textbooks, autobiography, history, crime thrillers and gardening
>Leave, never return

>>8538180
Grow a pair, dude. Your ancestors would be rolling in their graves if they knew their line consummated in a guy who runs at the sight of a pretty girl.

>go to library
>completely alone
>nobody goes to the library
>Nobody takes out books

At least the librarian is helpfull.
She know her shit.
>Do you have X?
>Yes we have X
>proceeds to walk to shelf and pick it up without looking at the numbers or letters

>>8538768
>>Do you have X?
>>Yes we have X
>>proceeds to walk to shelf and pick it up without looking at the numbers or letters
lmao!
>reading mainstream garbage

>>8538836
I asked for Canterbury tales.
It was tucked behind another shelf in the corner,so you either know it's there or you won't be able to find it.

>>8538757
>implying most of my male ancestors weren't dorks who only got laid because marriage was an economic necessity for women

>>8538902
That's a bleak perspective to take on your roots.

Also, seems like just an excuse to keep perpetuating your cowardice.

>>8538846
Wan fat April with his showas soota,
The drought of March had pier ced to the roota

>>8538914
Either that or I was joking.

>>8538929
>>8538914

destroyed

>>8538497
>CHAD

kys. Also! Libraries are public places and serve multiple functions.

>get in a cab
>"the library, step on it"

>>8538945
>kys
Kill yourself.

>>8538955
AND step on it

>>8538936
Not really. I hope he was joking.

>>8538199
Kek good strategy

"What are you going to do, make me look bad in front of the friends I don't have?"

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>Go to the library
>Nothing happens
>Select books and rent them
>Nothing happens
>Read books and bring them back when I am done with them
>Nothing happens

>>8540304
>live this monotonous boring life
>months go by
>nothing ever happens
>see cute girls one day
>fed up with boredom
>finally decide to be a doer instead of a thinker
>throw book like a frisbee at her head
>hits her ear, knocking her over unconscious
>no one saw or heard anything
>leave without a word
>go back to monotony

Itt: pure, unfiltered autism

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>>8538180

Somebody brought a fucking baby into the quiet area today
Some couple was talking in the quiet area for a long time
The quiet area is being renovated to make room for The Indian Residential Schools History and Dialogue Centre

The quiet area was not quiet

>>8538668

Most people go there to talk and do homework on their portable computers

>>8538668
I read my own books at public libraries all the time because the ones here tend to be shit. Probably the most surprising thing I saw at one was a copy of The Broom of The System and that was the only DFW they had.

>>8540304
See here, your post did manage to conjure up a relatable atmosphere, however you threw all of that away, certainly the esthetics of it, when you used that plebeian image