i don't even know how to write a book

all writers started that way

chin up cowboy

psssh, what is this amateur hour?

>tfw to smart to write book's

Hell, I don't even fucking know how to read. I don't know how to read. I'm typing this but I don't know how to read you guys lol. How am I typing this lol, I don't even know how to read.

>>8535105
I dictate my posts to my mom

>>8534940
one word at a time

>>8535105
no one knows how anything happens but it do

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>every attempt ends in surreal feculence

>>8535105
Speech-to-text apps are great, aren't they? I am also illiterate, senpai.

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>>8535125
>every attempt ends in surreal flatulence

>>8535105
To think that there are millions of other realities where what you said was just gibberish. Amazing

>>8534940
Fucking hell. Its because all any english class ever is is "how to write an essay the way THIS teacher wants it written" you don't even learn grammer after elementary school aside from the corrections made to your essays.