I'm pretty constipated most days. Here's what I have sitting next to me
How patrician are my shits, /lit/?
>>8532130
>Dostoyevsky in the shitter
seems appropriate
>The Sound and the Fury
Amazing
>>8532130
You must get piles
Enjoy having the faecal scent ooze into your pages
>>8532130
>not using a kindle so the shit smell doesn't seep into the books
If you're lucky they'll just smell like toilet paper.
You won't be.
>>8532774
My mistake, obviously if the pages absorb less smelly shits then it's no problem.
>>8532130
>all dead white men
ew ew, please douse them in gas and burn those.
>>8533098
>argentina
>white
>>8533140
thanks for reminding me.