How do I read this

open it

>>8526290
crack it open and start by looking at the letters. Once recognized, see that several letters might make a word, something that you know the definition of.
String some words together, and attempt to understand the knowledge within

with your butt

poorly

Left to right and from top to botton

>>8526326
Then after you've completed a full page, exert light pressure on the bottom corner of the page and pull inward toward the spine. Be careful not to tear or crease the page. When enough of the page has freed itself from the rest of the volume, allow the page to flip over to the other side of the book. Use your alternate hand if necessary. Repeat step one. Continue this process until you've reached the end of the book, periodically taking breaks to eat, sleep, ruminate on passages you found interesting, and go about your daily business. Finally, when the book is finished, post your illiterate, uneducated opinion on 4chan for attention.

>>8526290
With a first grade education.

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avec tes yeux!!

>>8526290
it says "Women and Men", OP

with your eyes

when i was a child and witnessed my mother/or anyone else in the near vicinity crying, i would ask "porque lloras?" and she would respond "por los ojos" to bring in comedy to an otherwise tragic situation

>>8527831
sweet

Just BREATHE, man.

Also, I'd recommend making a character map to keep track of who is who (and who goes by which names/titles).
Also also, try not to get too confused by the Hermit Inventor; there're a few of him. And don't freak out about the interrogator and the narrators.
It'll start to make more sense eventually.

>>8526365
holy... I want more...

>>8526290
lose weight

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>>8527951
then maybe ur chubzo fingers can turn the pages! LOL!get a loaid of this guy!