The high life

>>8526236
I would unironically fuck her.

>>8526236
If that girl is your idea of a fantasy I'm glad you're realistic

>>8526242
Why did you say unironically? Couldn't you have just said "I would fuck her"?

>>8526261
She's a homely titless Jewess with yellow teeth man

>>8526236
Just die in your sleep already

>>8526261
>anon doesn't have sex with people ironically

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>>8526236
>tfw no Jewfu

>>8526267
don't forget the hairy armpits

>>8526236
glamorama

>>8526289
This but 100% free from irony

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you vastly underestimate how little anyone cars about authors, I can't think of a single already famous writer who could do this now unless they were already good looking or charismatic/a "lady's man" like rushdie

>>8527198
i bet will self could

>>8526236
Money by Martin Amis

>>8527190
>This but 100% free from irony

>>8527207
>will self
never heard of him, probably a uk writer could bc they're made into bigger celebrities over there apparently

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>>8527232
>will self
he is british, good call
here's his major work

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>>8527206
Thats not true. Pic related did exactly that as he describes in Taipei

>>8526261

I would fuck her in the ass, if you know what I mean ;)

>>8526242
>>I would unironically fuck her.
of course you would, you are a beta.
And she will have more lovers in one year that you will have in one life

>>8526236
i'm a hairy italian and have less armpit hair than her

Guys please stay on topic

Huh, that's a girl?

>>8528900
Hairy girls trigger my dick

No you're not. You're going to stay in Australia and be fucking miserable.

why, you're gonna die eventually anyway.

Also New York is hard for people who weren't raised here, you're not gonna fit in at all. You will be overwhelmed by the cost of everything. You will be overwhelmed by all of the people. You will be overwhelmed by all of the stuff to do. You will still be alone, buy hey, at least you're in New York, right?

t. New Yorker

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>>8529825
This is what new yorkers actually think

>>8529825
I moved from a small rural suburb in NC to NYC when I was 18 and I'm now 26 and I have no idea what you're talking about.

The hardest thing to adjust to was the high dosage of daily nig, otherwise it's just a city

Like Bukowski? Is the joke here Confessions of a Dirty Old Man?

Highlife on the high line? hmm...

>>8528896
I know this, why did you feel the need to 'inform' me?

>>8528754
he's already very rich, he's a trust fund baby not some average joe making it as a writer
also a rapist and abuser

to contradict my point, john green probably could if he wanted to but he would get ratted out pretty quick
you have to be a youtube or vine star to sponge off girls nowadays