ITT: post your favourite literature quotes

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>For in those deyes his Deyus shall ask of Allprohome and call to himm: Allprohome! And he make answer: Add some.

>>8522919
The large yet dignified Buck Mulligan walked down the stairs.

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself in his bed into a monstrous arthropod transformed

>>8522933
>The Mountain Goats

Could this guy be any more pleb?

"A hooting and a hollering came smacking across the sky"

>>8522919
I had only one enemy; two if you counted God

"maman died today. or was it dad."

>>8523161
He still has more sex than me.

>>8522919

Recently, and I don't really know why, I've lost all my joy. I've stopped exercising. It goes real heavy with my general mood that the earth seems to me like it's totally barren. The air used to be awesome, and the stars used to be real pretty too, like some sort of magical fire. But now it seems like nothing but some sort of giant cosmic fart to me.

>>8523166
>hootin' n' hollerin'

>>8523177
Its probably really pleb sex though

>>8523161
>VICE font

no, he really can't