>book has sex scene >author doesn't include the rimjob

I skip all the sex scenes

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>mfw incest

>book has a scene in a bar
>author doesn't include protagonist crying in the bathroom

>>8510051
Get laid, faggot

>>8510045
>OP learns a new word
>starts new thread about it

>>8510064
I've been eating assholes since I was about 26, kid

>>8510084
you are true to your diet
also
>kid
is funny

>book has sex scene
>male doesn't struggle to put on his condom/struggle to get hard
Dropped

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>>8510246
Imagine that stream of consciousness, m8

>>8510060
Kek dont worry anon i will write from experience

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>protagonist check his hair in the mirror and adjusts his hairstyle
>author leaves out interior monologue about the crushing defeat of seeing one's hair thinning at a rapid pace

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>>8510045
>book has bathroom scene
>author doesn't include wiping

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>be me, 13 year old bookworm
>find a book by a new author
>read it, when I'm done, lend it to a friend
>he also likes it
>be at the bookstore, decide to be nice
>buy two more of his books so I can read one and lend the other to my friend and switch
>my book was alright, worse than the other
>but his
>this fucking faggot pleb-tier author decides to put a fucking clumsy, poorly-written, out-of-nowhere, lesbian orgy in the middle of his novel
>this faggot, pleb-tier friend of mine decides to share with the class
>obviously telling them that it was my book
>mfw this reputation carried throughout the rest of middle school
>mfw four years later I was talking to this girl I like and she made a joke about this event
>mfw she didn't even go to middle school with me

fucking shit-tier writing tbqh no self-respecting author has ever included an actual sex scene in his books, fuck all faggot writers who do this, fucking plebs

>book has sex scene
>author doesn't include characters cunt becoming the world

>sex scene becomes the platonic cave

>>8510246
pretty much this though

>>8510246
>book has sex scene
>male
Absolutely impure and degenerate.

>>8510246
How do you have problems getting it up? I can't control my dick as soon as I see a half-naked woman.

Then again you seem to believe that never using a condom to fap just to train the "putting condom on" part or even out of sheer curiosity is normal and expected.

>>8511167
i died

>Book has sex scene with interior monologue
>Never mentions the amount of germs in partners mouth or on their anus

>>8511192
>never using a condom to fap just to train the "putting condom on" part or even out of sheer curiosity is normal
I'm pretty sure a survey would prove that it is.

>>8511808
Really?

>reading Digital Fortress in middle school because on a Dan Brown kick
>female protagonist talks about how her boyfriend proposed inbetween the third and fourth time they fucked that night
>didn't even know it was possible to cum more than once every 12 hours
>to this day a 23 year old virgin
>still have crippling fear of underperforming in sex which started from reading a shitty pop novel when I was in middle school

>>8512295
My friend claims one can cum, or at least get it up again, after 10-15 minutes.

>>8510361
It sounds horribly cliche but I know that feel

Nothing like breaking a long dry spell as you go balls deep

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>>8510045
>book has sex scene
>it doesn't end with the protagonist waking up from his dream alone and sad in his bed

>>8510259
write that shit

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>book features gay men