let the language evolve you retards

File: 3082885-7879252640-yorpo.jpg (66KB, 450x600px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 450x600px

>>8504691
Better Yor and Yur

>thinking a single person can effect linguistic evolution

>>8504703
>shakespeare literally did this

>>8504702
Thir = Their
Thyr = They're
Ther = There

>>8504691
go fuck yorself with the long S

In the future, English will be in steno shorthand. Full English will be derided as too purple for modern sensibility.

File: future.jpg (116KB, 960x638px) Image search: [Google]

116KB, 960x638px

The future of English will be Arabicized and Chinesefied English (ie. Arablish and Chinglish).

The visionary novelists of today will write accordingly.

Reactionary Grammer Nazis will be a thing of the past.

>>8504691
What is your ruling on the its/it's debacle?

>>8504822
>Grammer Nazis
You did this on purpose, didn't you?

>>8504877
apostrophes are abolished

>>8504691

i am confused as to whether or not stalin and jfk are the strippers

In the future English will be devolved into ebonics and slang, so phrases like "be like" or replacing "they" for "their" and "was" for "were" will be normal dictionary english. Normal english as it is now will be seen like how we see Shakespeare english and then actual Shakespeare english would almost be another language.

Let's make 'eitherways' happen. I need something that means 'anyways' but for when there's only two options.

> Doesn't matter eitherways
> Eitherways you have to choose

Irregardless of this thread be like bait, for all intensive purposes, whence I came from we speak like that.

You're forgotten memories.
Your forgotten memories.

So are you forgotten memories or do you have forgotten memories?

>>8504691
I smiled. Keep it up.

>>8504691
English is a joke anyway so this development would be natural.

>>8504704
>shakespeare was one person
nice meme

>>8504691
How do you propose to differentiate between being and possession, then?

>>8504691
This is somewhat irrelevant but:

>teachers penalize kids for using words that "don't exist"
>these same teachers expect their students to worship Shakespeare, the guy who revolutionized English with his made-up words

Why the hypocrisy?

>>8504890
fascist detected

>>8504897
cormac pls go

>>8504704
>thinking a single shitposter on a kamchatkan chalcography forum can affect linguistic evolution

literally could of cared less about prescriptivism

>>8504703
>>> SINGLE PERSON :>>>
>literally half of the anglophone community

File: Brazil.jpg (37KB, 210x623px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 210x623px

>>8504691
>English is too basic and he want to make it more basic

Learn a real language