ITT:

>>8484249
Numerous imagined loves that never materialized. Unfulfilled delusions of grandeur and intellect. Mediocrity.

>>8484249
huge faggot l0l

You're right, I can do it in about 200 words.

Lived.

>>8484249
poor girl

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Ascites
Capillaria philippinensis
Celiac disease
Coccidiosis
Cystic fibrosis
Diverticulitis
Eosinophilic gastroenteritis
Fasciolosis
Giardiasis
Hookworm disease
Inflammatory bowel disease (Crohn's disease and ulcerative colitis)
Kidney stones
Kwashiorkor
Lactose intolerance
Obstructed bowel
Ovarian cancer
Polycystic liver disease
Pregnancy
Premenstrual syndrome
Pseudomonas aeruginosa infection
Small bowel bacterial overgrowth syndrome
Strongyloidiasis
Tropical sprue
Weight gain
Whipple's disease

>>8484249
my diary desu

Small penis, loves to masturbate.

Everything was going well for me, and then I fucked up.

>>8484258
This. Or,

All my relatives have better credentials than I do. I feel out of sorts at family gatherings. In college I did ok but I preferred reading Harper's or the New Yorker to doing my assigned work. I'd spend hours reading Wikipedia and compliling lists. Pouring over maps and atlas planning to the minutest detail my caravan trip from Portugal to Vladivostok, and onwards by boat to Japan. To top it I chased after girls who had no romantic interest in me and rejected the girls who did. I work in a warehouse now. The job's not bad and I enjoy labor jobs. I'm about to marry a girl. I'm not sure I love her, but she loves me.