Can nonfiction be considered lit?

>>8474532
Yeah, but some are definitely more lit than others.

>>8474539
Those 1 trillion lions are pretty lit

>>8474532

Yeah, its called The Bible.

>>8474681
>tfw laughingstock

>>8474539
>>8474681
kekd

>>8474532
The Peloponnesian War is both one of the best works of non-fiction and fiction ever written imo.

>>8474532
OP I need the template for your pic related

>>8474532
The sun is 16 order of magnitude bigger than 1 trillion lions

>>8474681
you are the same person who shitposts about christianity all over /b/, /x/, and /lit/. Please become a tripfag so I could recognize you and just skip your comments.

Annoying bait is not good bait, or is it?

>>8475295
Hate to break it to you anon but that demographic that you misconceive as 'one person' is in fact a large group of 4chan's population and even worse they're the sort pseudo Dostoevskian Christfag who came out of the cathartic awakening that is 21st century oh so painful neetdom

>>8474532
Yes

True is stranger then fiction

And given the growing list of people demanding me to write a non-fiction memoir it is apparently entertaining.

One piece of life advice, always remember to take your ax grinder out of your backpack before going to elementary school. If you forget one day it can get you in a lot of trouble.

i mean thats a lot of lions

>>8475576
But think about it, that's a billion lions times a thousand, definitely not enough.

If it was a quadrillion lions then we'd be getting somewhere

>>8474532
It depends on whether the lions co-ordinate effectively. Will they remove the Sun's power supply?

A trillion lions. Takes one to remove it. It is possible.

>>8475293
It's also invulnerable to teeth and claws. I think the sun has this in the bag.

On the other hand, the lions could play the long game and breed for generation after generation until their distant, intelligent descendants establish a civilisation and develop sun-destroying technology.

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>>8474532
yes

>>8474532
The lions would win if they attacked at night...

>>8475671
In reality all the lions have to do is keep reproducing until the sun burns itself out after billions of years

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>>8474681

Whoa there boy!

>>8475853
Reread the op you mouth breathing memegoloid

>>8475860

I-I just was pretending to be retarded...