>>8471224
>perfect eyes and eyebrows
>6'2"
>9x7 inch dong
>fucked his friend's wife who then wrote a playboy article bragging about how Pynchon fucked his wife
You tell me if he's celibate
>>8471230
He also stole a few of his college roommates' girlfriends.
Maybe, maybe not.
He does happen to have a grandchild (or child?) however.
>>8471224
He's married and has a son
>>8471230
Source for the last part?
>>8471725
Google Who is Thomas Pynchon, and Why Did He Run Off With My Wife?
>>8471224
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>>8471236
That's hiss sum you trolgdite
>>8471236
who is that guy creeping up behind Pynchon.
Maybe his paranoia is justified, the dude's being followed
>>8471236
What's the dirty, old man doing holding the little boy's hand?
>>8472984
It's the ghost of David Foster Wallace
Did he ever fulfill his lifelong dream of fucking a Jewess?
>>8473128
you mean wraith
>>8473151
He did. He supposedly dated a Jewess according to this source:
http://users.clas.ufl.edu/agordon/pynchon.htm
>>8471236
This the 90s right? Holy fuck those kids in the back scream it