Bathroom literature

>>8468698
When I need to take a dump, I always bring any non-fiction with me because I tend to lose concentration with it more than any fiction stuff

>>8468698
I keep a stack of remaindered copies of IJ in mine. it's cheaper than toilet paper.

>>8468698
personally, the very hungry caterpillar was my go-to for my shit sessions
also, fiction books cause it's hard shitting when there's too much friction
maybe the bible would help?

Uncle johns bathroom reader

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I bring my phone and read the rage comics on reddit

pic related was making me laff for several hours

>>8468698
I keep a copy of Ulysses by my toilet. I know Joyce would have liked it that way

I like to read harry potter and the goblin of fire on the toilet

>>8468698
Chinese philosophy, Tao Te Ching stuff. A one page thought to chew on while you push one out. I never take more than 1-2 minutes to shit though so your mileage may vary.

The American Cinema by Andrew Sarris

>>8468764
this

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I like to laugh while I poo

>>8468944
>saw the pic
>"shite" made me smile
>"No 2 Bestseller", sounds weird
>lock phone
>put phone on table
>get the joke
>suddenly laugh like an idiot
>"...retard" mutters my sister

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When there is no toilet paper, i use this instead.

>>8469043
But it's already full of shit

WTF is wrong with all of you. When I need to go for a shit I go for one, I don't spend 30 minutes waiting on toilet. If you need to read to pass the time you clearly aren't ready to go so why go to the toilet?