*guitar intro*
"Hello, and welcome to the history of Rome"
KUSH ALIENS ARE INVADING EARTH
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"Today we are going to spend thirty minutes talking about people and events that are almost entirely apocryphal"
WE WUZ CAESARS AND SHEEIT
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That's almost all of history mate.
>those lunch hours at work spent with HoR
Ought to do it again.