>>8467055
Leopard Stripes
>>8467055
A Printer Cartridge for Little Becky
Dr. Alimony; or, The Absolvement of a Cuck
>>8467055
Venus Trench
>>8467066
Ancient Greek fable or paradox of Xeno
Midway Sunset
>>8467076
Tennessee Williams play
>>8467067
Judy Blume
THICCC
>>8467073
>trying not to say "book about a whore"
Novel about Ancient astronomers and their struggles with scientific discoveries going against the church with some narrative parallel between that and observations of Venus.
>>8467067
Postmodern book about a little girl who's lower class single father works as a printer technician. She romanticizes her mundane life into a comic-diary that she makes at home. It doesn't gain popularity until she's in her 70's
>>8467068
A misguided redpill diatribe of a novel with a ham-fisted message about a guy that sticks it to his ex
Latex boys of Afghanistan.
>>8467055
Boiled Carrots
>>8467095
cloying fanboy acronym for The Hemiptera Is Cthulhu's Clubhouse Child by Lovecraft
>>8467055
The Hangin' Tree
Reign of Glass
An Assortment of Yellow-White Tiles
>>8467110
multilingual car-themed fever dream about societal decay
Halogen
>>8467153
Psychadelic adventure fiction (Lewis Caroll-esque)
>>8467055
Harry Potter and the Enchanted Mobility Scooter
>>8467055
Jawbreakers of Dune
>>8467127
Shel Silverstein's racist aborted first draft of The Giving Tree, published posthumously by his agent
>>8467055
Infinite Storefronts
Sluglord Stories
>>8467185
children's finger book about a career in hairstyling
>>8467200
/lit/'s next collaborative no never mind disregard that
>>8467055
Don Quikong
>>8467055
ITT: Make a Fake School and People Assign Federal Education Loans to It
Morning's Black Sun
>>8467247
Chris Cornell's Autobiography.
>>8467055
8467263
>>8467262
One off. I commend you for your effort nonetheless.
Flashing My Penis At Schoolchildren
The song of the void
>>8467055
Woman Scum
No Owls Will Come
>>8467307
a divisive dromedy about 60 year old lesbians who go around to colleges to corrupt young women with drugs.
Ha, Meme
>>8467333
a 4chan exclusive remake of I, Claudius.
>>8467055
Sunrise on Lese Tong
The Realmpoint
>>8467185
Deconstruction/guide to House of Leaves
>>8467211
A delusional, philandering martial arts master fights demons both real and imaginary while seducing many women
Can Pipes and Desperation
>>8467285
Autobiography of an upper class Brit
>>8467310
An in-depth look at reproductive issues in a dying species of owls
>>8467117
the illicit opium trade seen through the eyes of a child
I am waiting for you on the other side, for I do not know how to cross the line to you.
>>8467121
YA novel about teenage girl who wants to be a chef
>>8467117
Gay fetish erotica about a mand getting gang banged by ISIS members in latex gimp suits and then becoming their wife.
>>8467211
Man thinks he is King Kong
>>8467313
>would read
I Hate Gay Hitler
>>8467055
A Totalitarian Love Story
Dank Memes & Broken Dreams
I Have No Friends, Im a White Nationalist, I believe We Should Have Government Mandated GFs I'm So Alone Woe Is Me
>>8467544
Nonfiction.;_;
>>8467526
biography of Josef Goebbels
>>8467544
/r9k/-/pol/ fiction
feels vs reals
Soon Got, Soon Gone
>>8467055
Buddha of the Nest
>>8467055
24 Uses for a Toothpick and Several Laundry Baskets.
The Ironically Unironic
My Descended Ovaries and Elongated Clitoris
Trump: Meme Magical Propechy Women Are Inferior Why Don't Women Like Me They Shouldn't Have A Choice Why Don't They Like Me
anacletus AKA our bodies draped in velvet
>>8467066
coming of age
>>8467067
surrealism
>>8467068
satirical doorstopper
>>8467073
a short story about rape
>>8467074
romance
>>8467076
horror
>>8467095
a pseudobiblion about mosters living inside fat people
>>8467110
coming of age
>>8467117
gay romance
>>8467121
gay romance
>>8467127
gay romance
>>8467146
kafkaesque novella
>>8467153
pomo poetry
>>8467158
hhh's book about his mythopoeia
>>8467164
gay romance
>>8467181
drug fiction
>>8467196
heroic fantasy
>>8467200
a book of cut-up poetry
>>8467211
a depressing novella about a deaf man
>>8467247
a blake ripoff
>>8467285
gay romance
>>8467295
black metal theory essay
>>8467307
gay romance
>>8467310
quirky coming of age
>>8467333
gay romance
Bane of my existence
>>8467055
The odds of death
I've got two
>Pancake Batter on California Concrete
>Yellow Heart
Some of these replies are hilarious. Good thread.
Syn88 and Always Fodder
FUCK yeah
>>8468108
Sounds like a big book.
The colour behind my eyelids
Mokson Space
>>8467055
Names to the Nameless
La Phénoménologie De miroirs: Un Regard Sur Nos Yeux, Sont-ils Réels?
Skim Rilke
Euracyclon
Manifesti; or, the selfsame
>>8468390
Alt lit poetry collection
Now how about this one:
Shapes of Grief
>>8468370
For you.
>>8468412
Fucking kek
>>8468026
Noir crime novel about a minimalist assassin who also attempts to hide his homosexuality
For sale; Baby, never worn.
>>8468408
Pop science marketed to the reddit demographic
>>8468422
A small pamphlet tract about drug addiction handed to me by a christfag while I was walking down the street.
>>8467055
Poppy's Day In
Confessions of a Turkish Oil Wrestler
>>8468492
Entomology textbook
>>8468011
A pop-sci book looking into the pseudo-scientific origins of the alt-right. Expect it to be about two to three hundred pages long, sold at airports and available for download. Its cover will have "feels" and "reals" in different fonts.
Big Bill Berkowitz' Big Boy Bris
The dwarf is precious.
Follow the Dawn Stream
Ivory Christ
>>8467055
Lubricated Dreams of Condolence
>>8468518
porn
>>8468527
porn
>>8468535
porn
>>8468542
porn
The Atrophy of Dawn
>>8468963
Pretentious book that follows the life of a normal american during the 20th century.
It quickly becomes clear that the main theme of the book is that of falling and getting up stronger than ever.
However, the protagonist slowly realizes that each time he "doesn't give up" he is more in pain than in joy of following his over-ambitious dreams.
The book ends with the protagonist now old, making peace with his surroundings and contemplating his life in a bittersweet way.
>>8469028
This is pretty much exactly what I was going for.
>>8467055
Legacy of King Tittie and His Mates
Lily's Garden
The Difficulty of Finding an Easy Shag
Its my diary
Horses don't stop they just keep going
"Of Beliefs and Expectations"
>>8469400
The complementary lost work set to introduce Columella's 'De Arboribus'.
Viscosity: A Novel
>>8469422
viscosity is an anagram of: stoics IV
therefore it's a borges-esque attempt by an imagined insane narrator to reconstruct the works of major stoics (the fourth volume thereof) and of course the narrator has read none of the authors he is butchering
>>8468463
>For Sale: Baby, Never Worn
Suspense/horror novel about a serial killer who skins his victims and sells the leather and hair to prominent fashion companies. Baby leather is the most sought after and the companies pay top dollar, making the killer very rich.
He likes to amuse himself by going to highbrow parties or any gathering of the rich and sneering at their unknowing love of products made from human fibers.
His services are requested by one of the industry leaders, who wants him to skin his young daughter for a pair of gloves. The killer feels bad and comes to love the young girl, eventually saving her.
>>8469418
Nice
Exoskeletal
How to remove scum from your scaffolding and other goodies
Exploded Assbottleman
>>8468118
>Pancake Batter on California Concrete
of mice and men type american dream story which ends with everyone dying
>Yellow heart
Dances with wolves only in china
The Heart of Lo Yonder
The Karamazov Sisters
Le bumperino
Book 1.Sanhedrin.
Book 2.Warband.
3.Numbers.
My sisters moist cunt displayed for my father.
>>8469720
Science fiction comes to mind
"What is it, but was it? I don't know."
Brewing Coffee on the Northern Front
Great god War
Cock, rock and a rifle: the story of a man who took it too far.
>>8467055
20 million ugly coons
The Great Coon Race
Alaskan Trucker
>>8467055
The Billy Harper Story: The Billy Harper Story
Mutually Assured Destruction in the Age of Sex Robots
>>8470424
One of dfw's early uncollected short stories
The mountain that dreamt it was a man.
The Millennium Rule of Draco
Monstralo
Fear for Rabenalde
The Breath, the Ghost
A Third Name for Gaul
Great Survey of England, Striking Delineations of Twenty-Six Manors
Open Window
The Scores Descend
The Lightning Reserve
Young Folks in High Spirits
He That Drove the Nails
The Martyr of Beauty and Sentiment
Crispin and Crispinian
Morakanabad’s Taste
Method of Ioci
A feast of salt
>>8467055
Unfortunate tidings of an Easter past.
>>8471695
A somewhat incoherent stream-of-consciousness adaptation of the Divine Comedy by a long-forgotten friend of Ezra Pound's, who died young due to tuberculosis. He only got to finish the portion corresponding to the Inferno.
>>8471690
>Monstralo
>Fear for Rabenalde
>Morakanabad's Taste
These three are lost plays by Thomas Kyd, the first two revenge tragedies a la The Spanish Tragedy, and the third an inspiration/provocation for The Jew of Malta, which features an absurdly decadent, cannibalistic Turk as its hero-villain.
>He that Drove the Nails
>The Martyr of Beauty and Sentiment
>Crispin and Crispinian
All three of these are forgotten morality/hagiographic plays, with the third being a shockingly modern satire on the genre.
>>8470445
This is not a book, but rather an unpublished poem by Wallace Stevens.
>>8469743
A short play by Samuel Beckett.
>>8469479
A lost book by Lord Dexter.
>>8468602
An astonishingly well-written memoir-fantasia by Ron Jeremy, which remains in manuscript.
>>8468552
An astonishingly awful novel by an antebellum southern belle, mocked for several decades for its incredible blunders, but now mostly forgotten.
>>8468492
Victor Pelevin's upcoming novel.
>>8468421
Destroyed manuscripts by Samuel Johnson which, had he chosen to bring them to the light of day, would be hailed as the first postmodern writings, rather than Tristram Shandy. They are bizarre and metaphysical amalgams of various plays of Shakespeare, themselves nominally taking the form of dramas, though totally unperformable.
>>8468415
An obscure post-punk zine that ran for two issues in the early 1980s.
>>8468409
Isn't this actually the title of a Hart Crane poem?
>>8468027
Derrida's worst book.
>>8468019
Kerouac's worst book.
>>8468015
A lost short story written in ebonics which appeared in Fire!! magazine.
>>8467295
John Clare's final long poem, scribbled on the wall of his room in the asylum shortly before he died, which would have been considered by far his greatest achievement had it not been scrubbed off by a maid who thought it incoherent.
Now how about:
Bleistift the Bookmeasurer
Life of Phlebas
JFK: An Epyllion
The Passion of Pound
Sonataform
Three Fugues and a Dirge
The Essential Tension of Rotary Poetry
The Termagant and the Ruminant
>>8470445
Gothic or very early sci-fi.
>>8468106
kys
Blood, Time, and that Fucking Cockroach
>>8467511
Godspeed You! Black Emperor's new song looking good
>>8472138
>The Passion of Pound
Mark "Sharkie" Pound is an unambitious bruiser from Manchester. Following a robbery gone wrong he finds himself working as a personal shopper for a lonely old woman. Though initially reluctant to let another person through his grime exterior the two form a tentative friendship, causing tensions within his gang. As seen in O Magazine.
>>8469475
A couple are at first delighted by the birth of their first child. However it soon becomes clear that this child is horribly different from others - it sheds its skin every couple of days. At the compulsion of the midwife and family doctor - their only confidants - they keep the child a secret and keep all its skins in glasses for study. The midwife and doctor become live-in residents ostensibly working on a cure, but increasingly they are more interested in the level of power they have been granted over the small family and begin to use this power to perverse effect. It begins with forcing the family to eat the shed skins, and accelerates from there.
>>8468141
>Syn88 and Always Fodder
New wave sci-fi about a typical pulp hero who finds himself under endless siege by horrible creatures on a desert planet. The book charts his progress from complex, thoughtful and emotionally driven human being into an automata of pure death. Considered by some to be a worthwhile experiment but by most a cynical and unnecessary work, better suited for the medium of comics.
>>8467247
Biography of the band Placebo
>>8467200
Early 2000's YA series which riffs on Harry Potter and Goosebumps. Described as "woefully out of touch" and shortly discontinued.
>>8467146
sci fi dystopia concerning a totalised surveillance system
>>8467095
A highly experimentally effort to express bodily thickness in writing. Literally every letter in this book is embossed to that effect.
The Farer
>>8469850
Comfy genre, probably a home decorating book
>>8469475
>The Passion of Pound
> Mark "Sharkie" Pound is an unambitious bruiser from Manchester. Following a robbery gone wrong he finds himself working as a personal shopper for a lonely old woman. Though initially reluctant to let another person through his grime exterior the two form a tentative friendship, causing tensions within his gang. As seen in O Magazine.
> Exoskeletal
> A couple are at first delighted by the birth of their first child. However it soon becomes clear that this child is horribly different from others - it sheds its skin every couple of days. At the compulsion of the midwife and family doctor - their only confidants - they keep the child a secret and keep all its skins in glasses for study. The midwife and doctor become live-in residents ostensibly working on a cure, but increasingly they are more interested in the level of power they have been granted over the small family and begin to use this power to perverse effect. It begins with forcing the family to eat the shed skins, and accelerates from there.
I know you just made these up on the spot, but I'd read them.
>>8467055
Killing Frederick
>>8471695
Historical fiction about the son of a noble family from Carthage who lives through the Roman conquest.
>>8467055
Strolling with a Rifle
She Lived in Milan
Not Altogether Without It
The Ransom of the Clouds
On the Fragmentation of Concrete Rhetoric, or, An Introspective Thought: Not Getting Royally Assfucked
>>8472473
>a 4chan post
The greatest compliment of all.
The Wild Tales of Joey McCocknballs
The Man from Down Under
>>8467484
The tale of an impoverished Midwestern man who made a fortune selling scrap to the right people
Distance over Time
>>8472349
A Down syndrome man's historical account on Nazi Germany.
The Part and The WholeIt's a real title, and a clever one at that, but rather guess a Genre before looking it up.
>>8467055
In Whole and in Part
The Last Afternoons of Edger Haynes
Good Morning Artillery
The Isolation Routine
Boring Men
>>8467055
Skimming Stones
>>8467055
The End of my Life; the Beginning of Yours
Soul Harvest
>>8472138
>An astonishingly awful novel by an antebellum southern belle, mocked for several decades for its incredible blunders, but now mostly forgotten.
Very close, anon. I was thinking of a high-minded roman á clef, naturally involving a southern belle travelling to Europe during the antebellum.
Case 9008: August 14th 2009. The government of the United States vs. Ed Chambers
(The case for property and right to private sector immortality)
684
>>8467526
Chuck Tingle novel
Nighttime Naughtiness 4: The Sexcapades
superlong joke
>>8473383
This is a tale of the backcountry of the Australian north - and the hinterland of the interior. The setting, the types of people and the way of life are authentically drawn with the crisp ember edges of nostalgia.
'The Man from Down Under' is a novel strong in aura. The appeal of the farmhand life, the golden desert plains and the magic they weave around those who work and live there.
This great emptiness is people with shepherds and shearing gangs, with impressionable young girls and rough drifters -- and, of course, dogs, deer, rabbits, dingos, wallabies, goannas, sheep, cattle, and the mystery shape of the rumoured tiger, who leaves footprints and dead stock in the night, but is never seen. And all those laughing birds and cicardas, dappling the eucalyptus high and mighty under another ripper of a summer, and all tongues are parched with the thick stench of buegs and beers by nightfall.
There is romance, humour and tragedy as the characters, strongly portrayed, live out one unforgettable shearing season.
>>8473622
>The Isolation Routine
Several generations into the future, after an unspecified global incident there is a condition set that twice yearly, for a period of two months all citizens must barricade their homes, stock supplies and live without once exiting their properties.There are no public amenities in these periods and the law applies to all. Although some people are sceptical about the nature of the law others contend that during the sealed up periods they hear terrible cries from outside and sounds of battle.
Every isolation season comes with reports of households found dead during the period, having seemingly broken down into violence.
The narrative follows a mans efforts to find out the secret behind the law and the barriers he consistently comes up against over the course of a year (two isolation 'routines') and how, combined with the endurance test of the isolation, it drives him quite mad. Placed in the tradition of Kafka, although clearly belonging specifically to the horror/thriller genre in the age of 9/11 conspiracy theorists.
>>8472467
Rick and Morty Expanded Universe novel
Japanese Suzy and the Electric Boogaloo
Coffin Creek
Woman Beware Woman
Breasts of a Mantis
In Secret Indifference
Heat Currents in a Glass of Re-chilled Water
>>8467055
The Impracticalities of Being.
>>8467055
I see teeth beyond the walls.
What's in the mirrors?
Cybernetically Augmented Environments Hyper-Optimized for Human Luxury
>>8473409
deconstruction of the "Need4Speed" franchise
>>8473622
>In Whole and In Part
sounds like something Jane Austen would write, that is to say, shit
>Boring Men
series of fictional essays on the daily activities and behaviours of office workers who despite their soul-crushing jobs have still managed to find enlightenment; inspired by the Pale King by dfw
>>8473661
it would show up in the "New Sci Fi and Fanasty" section of Barnes and Noble
>>8475267
Pop philosophical treatise on "first world problems"
>>8475288
blog post copypasta inspired by HP lovecraft
>>8475312
collection of essays written to describe and catalogue the work of jaden smith
>>8469482
your diary
When did /lit/ become /mu/ lite?
Fuck off and sage
Blood of Statues.
>>8475788
'Bleeding Statues' would be so much better.
>>8467055
Through the Cables, to a Sun
>>8467055
>Fast
[sanic intensifies]
>>8475710
Young Adult Nonfiction
>>8476201
Economics, in Translation
>>8472394
a girl plans to kill her first crush
>>8475475
Romance
>>8475266
Original Manuscript; Autobiography; Surviving Illness: (1) Stroke (2) Celebrity; Oprah
>>8473477
environmental sob story by al gore or a christian theology analysis edited by al gore
>>8472467
Sports; Fiction
20 8X
That's Not My Baby : Musings On My So-Called Life
>>8475788
A Coming Of Age Story
>>8472394
Historical fiction; follows the nobles of Frederick Barbarossa while they follow him to crusade and plot his murder
Let This Be My Epitaph
Student Loan Repo Man
A murder of morlocks
Benny's Botoxstrophe
>>8477522
It's Repo! The Genetic Opera, except rewritten to be about student loans.
They still take the your organs, they just sell them on the black market to recoup losses.
For whom the actor serves.
The Birds, The Frogs, & The Mosquitoes
Demons and Debris
Old only to be new again
Gore Motel
Лउजयць istб
Pic related is cover
>>8467055
1.king's jester
2.The tree of stone
3.Moral Twins
4.Unjust claim
5.prosecutor's dog
6.vomit in a shoe
7.Queens of new york
8.subway to heaven
9.prowling thumpers
10.Vampire eater
11.On the jewish question
12.What must be done
Alas, Shrugged
The Laugh of a Man in Despair
Singing Grass
Dimethyltriptamine
The Angels of Juarez
On the Po
Smorzando
Death and Transfiguration
>>8478241
you know that thought experiment where there is a hotel where there are infinite rooms and you keep adding one, well, make it a motel and Gore Vidal is the owner and he interviews all the residents before they are allowed to set foot in, and all the residents are authors from the western canon, and they are all phantoms
An extrordenary life of five analphabetes
>>8478227
XIXth century grotesque or horror
>>8478190
robinsonade
>>8476343
Pynchon's last novel
>>8467055
Cockmeat Sandwich
yo, wtf guy?
Niggers and Cracker Ass Crackers
Run Along, You Diamond
A Society of Men
Ruins of the New World
>>8478245
Dadaism
God will send a demon to torment you every moment of your life
The Boy Princess and the Leader of the Boarmen
>>8480338
>Boy Princess
Queer literature
Leaving the City
>>8480327
Literary realism.
>>8480327
Misery lit
The Languid
>>8480299
Science fantasy
The Coffin Beggars.
>>8467055
The Vampirer
>>8467055
The Qur'an
>>8467055
Erections of Man
>>8482377
A generational saga following the sexiest family in all history and their direct and indirect influences in building civilizations.
Plastic bag
The Lay of Halicarnassus
The Feet of the Romans
Son of perdition
The Loudest Tap Dancer and Other Stories.
Space Pimp Congregation
Eternal Dream.
Seven Concordant Meditations on the Transcendental Ground of the Impossibility of a Transcendental Philosophy, Told in Reverse Order: An Immanent Critique of post-Kantian Complacency, Retroactively Situated in the Original Text of the Critique of Pure Reason ca. 1789
>>8480394
Documentary on the idle rich
>>8480401
Saga of a small death cult trying to get tax exempt status from the IRS
>>8482464
Continental philosophy bookended by mythological metaphor
>>8482488
Class structure in Roman society, focus on social mobility of plebs
>>8484292
Modern antihero fantasy
>>8484395
Metafictional narrative of struggling writer who boozes up and goes to clubs to do outrageous things in order to get inspiration for his stories
>>8484400
Satirical black scifi
>>8485214
Wartime European period piece focusing on domestic life during the war and the loss of family members
Space Bloop
>>8485346
>Wartime European period piece focusing on domestic life during the war and the loss of family members
Nice guess. Almost true. Just need to add magic and random mythical creatures, plus "medieval ages things".
>>8467055
One Slice will get you nice, or a history of pizza pies.
Dreamer's Folly
Bottle Rocket
Wings of Morons
Vonnegut, You Hack
>>8485503
>Dreamer's Folly
Essays on hope and disappointment
>Bottle Rocket
Something mind numbing in the style of wells tower or Tc Boyle
>Wings of Morons
A ragtag team of bomber pilots succeed against all odds
>Vonnegut, You Hack
A study of memes.
Even Dwarves Started Small
Retard Pidgeons
Falcons and Broken Anvils
>>8485333
Journal article: Semiotext(e)
>2ez
>>8467540
My diary desu
>>8467055
The Just and Fair Case of Damien Wallens
No Greater Than
O Asspull, My Asspull
Someone's gotta die
The Frozen Turquoise Presidency
>>8485520
>Even Dwarves Started Small
Grotesque social satire
Island Groovies
Baba Vanga MK Ultra TV Frankenstein