>Tfw you write shitty love poetry to your gf and still get a bj

Within every shitty poet is a mediocre eroticist.

pretty much the only part of /lit/ lifestyle meming that counts

post an excerpt

I wrote an overly autistic apology letter to a girl I'd awkwardly flirted with the night previously and it got me a quickie in a bush.

Best bit of writing I ever did.

>write love poem for ex
>go to her work and recite it
>she laughs in my face, escorted off premises
>decide what the hell
>submit to local lit rag
>gets published
>receives top poem award
>gets put into an anthology of contemporary poetry from my state
>ex wants me back now
>too busy plowing unwashed hipster pussy at local writer meetups

Feels incredible

>>8459397
Post poem

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>>8459397

>>8459397
please let this be real

>>8459397
poem for proof, 'non

>>8459305
lol I took out my gf during valentine's, wrote her a poem, got a bj and then broke up with her bc my depression was acting up

i'm not the smartest person lol

>>8459474
haha, I did that too

>>8459474
haha oh man what a wacky story

>>8459397
at least you can write a good greentext story

>>8459418
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>>8459470
I won't post the whole poem because you'll be able to easily backtrace me, but I will post the closing lines.

I realised that each joke I heard
Had been told; By myself
To myself, At my own expense.

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>>8459931
haha ok ok hahaha

>Tfw you write shitty love poetry to your bf and still get a gj

I like writing poems inspired by my ex. I still feel an endearing attachment to her, love her, and care for her. Sharing them with her both makes me feel guilty and pleased. Its superficial romanticism and I'm not a very good poet, but its good practice and it makes me (and hopefully her) happy to validate a love with a creative endeavor.

>>8459931
stale pasta