How do I write an erotic short story?
>>8457058
Post a dick pic.
>>8457058
Lurk on /u/. That should do it for you.
>>8457058
just write a normal short story and everytime you need a filler ad some erotic scene, thoughts etc.
>>8457058
Read Sacher-Masoch's Venus in Furs. That should give you an idea.
>>8457058
the answer is eyeballs
>>8457058
Dinosaurs....
Dinosaurs are the answer.
Twelve year old girls write gay fanfictions, you can make it too
>>8457715
Gay dinosaur erotica! You will be rich.
Write about sex.
>>8457058
intentionally make it poorly written, lower than YA tier. It needs to be basically fanfiction level prose interspersed with a growing sense of sexual tension. If you don't have any erotic experiences to draw from then watch romantic comedies and anime and then write what you see.
How about a woman having sex with a car?
I'm being serious here.
Wheels of Passion!
If someone can write this, so can you. Women are total kink freaks. They read anything.
>>8457755
Cormac McCarthy already did that with The Counselor
Just write something about Bears
Is this a 50 Shades of Hay Thread?
Write about sex. But with animals.
> Middle ages fantasy setting
> There is an elf kindgom with some stupid name like "Elfheim" or "Fantasia"
> Elf kingdom gets betrayed by male population and defeated by orc horde > Elfs get raped by humans and orcs
> Elfs have big tits btw
> Elf get fucked into a mindbreak, which makes them crave the dick
> Star Wars like epilogue text how the orcs are the manisfestation of our primal, corrupted desires
There, easy.
>>8457058
Seriously, it's not that hard. What you should ask is, does it sell? Maybe.
start at the orgasm and work backwards.