Tell a story in 12 words

>>8453927
Nigger this, nigger that.
All I want is bigger ass.
Cunt pussy.

For sale: baby shoes (baby died BEFORE we could put them on)

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Baby be cry stately across the sky - today maman has dead channel

Seldom in my life did I cry like today. Miss you son.

I have been autistic for many years. Today I am cured, lol.

You should definitely suck my big fat hairy white cock, you slut.

Frozen stones, leafless bones,
Footsteps sputtering in the snow.

Bang! Then death.

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>>8453927
I CAN count. Must I remind you that "irregardless" isn't a word?

>>8453927
>that pic

Love. Labor. Loss.

She left the room with bags in tow; I cried that night.

For sale, shoes never sold or worn, now at a discount rate.

>>8453927
The trees swayed gently on the autumn's eve as Candlejack strolled through th-

He wasn't as shy as he told.
I pleasantly knocked him cold.

Bioy Casares had dined with me that night, discussing baby shoes, and

>>8454154
>>8454160

Love how these two show that the same story can be told with twice as many words with less effect, or with half as many and with greater impact.

>>8454114
>>8454022
>>8454156
>>8454183

Fucking tryhards.

>>8453952
FOR SALE: Brand spanking new baby shoes, never been worn, not ever!

FOR SALE: I ejaculated all over these baby shoes, and he watched.

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FOR SALE: Baby, gently used, only dropped once! Instructions included! Light staining.

To have loved my son is to have never bought him shoes.

"Kek." Anon said.
Those baby shoes display how well read /lit/ is.

>>8453927
What's worse than a miscarriage? A miscarriage on the newly-bought shoes.

>>8453927
Get your baby shoes here! Fresh baby shoes! My son is dead.

It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents

For sale: baby. Shoes included, but they don't fit this fat kid.

>>8453927
Fuck you OP, I do not want my dog to die today.

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.
For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

Came into the cunt and borned a bigger cunt than before; end

I'm a virgin, kissless, friendless. You remind me I wasted my life.


13 but who cares?

>>8453927
fuck you fuck you fuck you

>>8453927

Baby, your shoes go for big sale prices. Never offer worn ones.

>>8453927
Just now, I told a story that could only be twelve words

>>8453927
there was a guy who smells like shit posting ponies on /b/

>>8453927
scraps of silk scarred the floor and the fan spun to sleep.

Here is a sentence that contains six words. Whoops, I appear to have miscounted.

>>8453927

/lit/ doubles word count, halves creativity;
belles lettres suffer many miscarriage returns.

>>8453927
I clicked on a thread hoping OP wasn't a faggot. Such Disappointment.

>>8454011
wonderful

>>8454240
>>8454154
a mere thematic sequence doesn't count you fucks

>>8456664

why not

boy stalks underage girl,
boy writes poems about girl,
boy becomes famous. ( a typical italian love story)

I made a blonde teen girl orgasm through hard anal pounding alone.

My infant son didn't like these shoes so you can have them.

Everybody assumes a son. Hadn't noticed. Who does that make gay?

>>8453927
She felt like my whole life, but I wasn't even in hers

>>8453927
Man tries business, succeeds, fails, dies. Family don’t care, get his money.

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>>8454154

They came for our children and were rewarded with more than them

live life like a
dream and it will
not matter if it
seems like a nightmare

"Here comes your daily dose, Vegeta."

"Thanks, Picolo."

"The pleasure is ours."

He set himself on fire so his hugs would be even warmer.

BIG AMATEURS DICK FUCKS 18 TIGHT HORNY TEEN PUSSY JARD CUM GF

>>8459091
if he failed the business why wouldn't he have debt, no money?

No.

>>8453927
in then out
the in again
then out
then in
then out
then end