How do i read?

Idk

Magic

>>8453173
Well isn't that the question of the day

>turn off computer
>put phone away somewhere
>sit down with a book near you
>wait until you get bored enough to pick it up

>>8453216
This

Pick up a book and just read

>>8453216
True. Helps to seperate yourself from your computer and phone entirely. Put them in another room and turn them off until youve read at least a chapter. And read something you enjoy otherwise youll give up

>>8453173
This is one of the few threads I am capable of contributing to.

Basically you read from left to right. Stop your eyes over each word and understand its meaning. In this way, you can read full sentences like the ones I've written in this post and glean information from them.

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How do i read this?

Like what you doin' now, only you do it on a book.

You gotta be all like lookin' at shit and thinkin' "This letter corresponds to the phoneme /'ɑ:/, nigga, and that's how I know we talkin' singular objects or persons, because /'ɑ:/ is a word I know fo' sho."

>>8453173
Whats the point of asking that question here? We don't actually read silly

>>8453241
Also don't worry about pouring over every single word on the page; you can skim like you would a long shitpost or pasta, but be sure to pause every page or two and check that you have the gist of what's going on.

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>>8453173
start with a
work through to z
then start putting them together in different combinations. soon you'll be up to bee and gazelle and yesterday and anthropomorphic and antidisestablishmentarianism and then bob's your uncle

pic unrelated

>>8453791
1>5>4>2>3

>>8453791
4, 5, 1, 2, 3

>>8453173
One word at a time.

i'm reading a dense textbook and i just cant progress, i read 5 pages but it feels like 50 (even if that 5 pages takes something 10~20 minutes)

how do i read this kind of thing? after those 5 pages it drains all my energy

>>8453791
Sex with skinny girls is so much better.

>>8453805
>>8453994
And you people call yourselves patricians

>>8453791
2>1>4>3>5
is the objectively correct answer

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>>8453805
>>8453994
The order in which you'd get rejected?

Read

H

>>8453593
>not fully perusing, absolutely poring over, every single post in every single thread
pleb
>>8453311
good post

>>8453285
www.cliffnotes.com

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After reading for a while, I start to lose my voice. How can I read more good so I dont lose my voice when I read for along time please help

>>8457001
Suck more dick, that should lubricate your chords.

>>8457001
stop being a pussy and keep reading
you could also smoke a cigarette or drink a whisky

>>8454403
sick burn brah

one word at a time.

>>8453791
All fat sedentary whores who can't control themselves.

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>>8458308
you sound like a right nutter mate

>>8458372
2, 3, 4, 6 and 7 are fat whores. Kill yourself, chubby-chasing beta cuckold.

>>8458381
7, fat? Really?

Man you either have awful taste in women or are completely blind

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>>8458381
have another rage wank anon

mark, how do you read?
can you teach me to read?